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PLEASE Don’t Call It a Comeback: Six Musical Acts That Should Stay the Hell Away Forever

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Here are just a few acts that should either drink cyanide or simply never, ever, ever get back together.

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Will.i.am and Fergie Explain the History of Halloween

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The following contains actual (not actually) lyrics to a Black Eyed Peas song. You have been warned.

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Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show

Yesterday’s Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We’re no fans of BEP norma…

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How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song

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So you’ve decided to trade your soul in for something closer to high-fructose pudding and dick cheese, good for you. The vacuous suckhole of the entertainment industry is bottomless so don’t worry about being late to the party, there&r…

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