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Inner Monologue of a White Guy Watching ‘Tyler Perry’s House of Payne’

Inner Monologue of a White Guy Watching ‘Tyler Perry’s House of Payne’

OK, what the f*ck is going on? I don’t understand. This is a comedy, right? It must be, cause there’s an annoying laugh-track every 10 seconds. But where are the jokes? Was that a joke? The fat guy yelled something, and then the fat lad…

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7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ‘Beat Whitey Night’

7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ‘Beat Whitey Night’

Can’t we all just get along? Last weekend at the Iowa State Fair, a group of around 30 teenagers allegedly attacked several random fairgoers, including two police officers. According to witnesses, the attackers were black and were taking part…

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Who Has It Worse: The Blacks Or The Gays?

Who Has It Worse: The Blacks Or The Gays?

  I would’ve like to have heard Wyatt’s producer call the white supremacist’s house and ask him if a black guy and a gay guy could come over and ask him some questions. Was he excited to get a platform to espouse his racist a…

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