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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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25 Not Quite Official Harry Potters

25 Not Quite Official Harry Potters

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hits the world today and marks the beginning of the end for all the obsessed Potter fans of the world.  But fear not, for when Harry is gone, all these knock offs and parodies will live on!

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Riding an Elevator with David Gest and Bat Boy

Riding an Elevator with David Gest and Bat Boy

Ed. Note – Every so often on Holy Taco we’ll eschew the normal list of wish-granting sex toys or article on how to irradiate FOX news anchors and instead offer up a little bit of the personal anecdote stuff that helps us connect with yo…

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Modern Sexism: The Call Me Panty

Modern Sexism:  The Call Me Panty

The entire staff at Holy Taco is up in arms today, thanks to an email we received alerting us to the existence of the Call Me Panty. It’s some gitch with a pocket in the front you can put your cell phone in, intended for ladies who want to p…

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Straight Puggin’

Straight-Puggin

  Gorgeous Turkey Leg Porn (Coed)   Man in Spandex Wins Grappling Tournament (TotalProSports)   Hilarious Parking Failure of the Day (TheDailyWhat)   Halle Berry Gets Busty (Popoholic)   Hot Girls Named Mercedes (GorillaMas…

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12 Ridiculous Vibrators That Really Exist

12 Ridiculous Vibrators That Really Exist

Despite what the commentors say, I’m a straight guy. As such, I’ve never had much experience with vibrators. It’s not that I’m confident in my ability to satisfy a woman. Far from it. It’s just that I never cared enoug…

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Resolved Questions: How To Hack A Facebook Account?

Resolved Questions: How To Hack A Facebook Account?

  Today’s question come to us from Yahoo! Answers user Cale. Cale writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “Give me your email and password and I’ll tell you how” In the past few years Facebook has grown in to a…

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I — Cannot — Wait — For — Hangover 2

I-Cannot-Wait-Hangover-2

  26 Hot Ring Girls (Coed) The Best Backside of Females (TotalProSports) Tiffany Taylor Hotness (TheSmokingJacket) 6 Button Smashing Street Fighter Facts You May Have Not Known (ForkParty) Every Word of the Day from Pee Wee Herman (TheDailyWha…

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25 Pairs of Stately Man Boobs

25 Pairs of Stately Man Boobs

  Movember is all about men’s health and while you may be growing a mustache and checking your prostate (Holy Taco interns do both every morning), don’t forget about all the other importan tmen’s health issues – like ma…

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Learning About Outercourse: One Man’s Journey

Learning About Outercourse:  One Man’s Journey

Remember the 40 Year Old Virgin? Sure you do. Remember that line when Steve Carrell takes Kat Denning (dude, did you see she has topless photos online now? Sweet) to the sex education meeting and they talk about outercourse? Remember how you th…

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Jessica Vaugn Pictures

Jessica-Vaugn-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Jessica Vaugn…Dayum!  She’s a model from Los Angeles who’s done numerous photo shoots and print work, including getting featured on Maxim.  Even more awesome, she tracked us down…

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Chicks Man…Chicks

Chicks Man…Chicks

Female Parking Epic Fail – Watch more Funny Videos    Malin Ackerman November Hotness (Coed)   Best Football Coach Ever (TotalProSports)   Hilarious Celebrity Caricatures (WildAmmo)   Todays Amazing Book is….(The…

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