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Amber Heard Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’. But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

posted 11/17/2010
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Vladimir is one of those public figures that I know nothing about, other than the fact that he can probably kill most humans by wrapping his legs around their necks and choking them out with the triangulated pressure of his two thighs and his one s…

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Watch ‘The Twilight Saga’ or ‘The Walking Dead’

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Vampires are popular. Zombies are popular. But which type of monster is right for you? Find out for yourself with this handy flowchart designed to determine if you should watch The Twilight Saga or "The Walking Dead." Enjoy. Enter the Post…

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Clown Robs Woman on Toilet…is a damn fine headline

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When we woke up today we didn’t feel the world would provide us with a news story about a clown that robbed a 70-year-old woman as she sat on a toilet. That’s just not that kind of thing we mentally prepare ourselves to hear about on …

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25 Pics of Bizarre Japanese Packages

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The thing about Japan is that everything there is somehow more intensely awesome than it is here. Check out how they package their crap – don’t you feel like you need some Ritalin now?

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Made Exclusively for Single Girls

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Hot, Sexy Jessicas (Coed) Best Arcade Basketball Performance Ever (TotalProSports) This is Just Wrong (TheDailyWhat) Brittany Ireland: Ballbreaker (TheSmokingJacket) The Poorest Classes of 2011 (BleacherReport) Insane Iron Man Costume …

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8 As-Seen-On-TV Products in My Grandma’s House Right Now

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Those who know me know I like to feign horrible illnesses, injury and incarceration to avoid family gatherings and the like, mostly due to my family being the sorts of people who shame trailer parks and shanty towns everywhere. Still, they’r…

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This is Why Dennys is Awesome

posted 11/16/2010
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Halloween Fight At Denny’s – Watch more Funny Videos Victorias Secret Lingerie Show Pics (Coed) Evolution of the Lakers Girls (TotalProSports) Insane Star Wars Sand Sculptures (WildAmmo) Best Star Wars P…

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An Open Letter to the Woman Who Peed on the Floor of the Marconi Radio Store in Beverly, MA

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Dear woman who peed on the floor of the ‘Marconi Radio’ store in Beverly, MA, How are you? You don’t seem well. I’m assuming something’s wrong since you dropped your pants and pissed all over the floor of a mobile pho…

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Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

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There are a lot of things to get excited about: having a baby, winning the lottery, finding ten-bucks in the jeans you haven’t worn in forever. But there is little in this world that can get a man’s penis fully engorged th…

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Nebraska Woman Discovers Cheap and Easy Tattoo Remover: A.K.A. Her Knife

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Do you have an unwanted tattoo? Are you unable to pay for a costly laser removal? Well, you might be in luck. A Nebraska woman has developed a cheap and easy technique that will forever change the way Americans deal with unwanted tatts. Using a dev…

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The Real Squirrel Master

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Candace Swanpoel Overload (Coed) Pacquiao’s Epic Punchout (TotalProSports) Tiffany Taylor Returns (TheSmokingJacket) Willy Wonka and The TRON Factory (TheDailyWhat) The Most Controversial Sports Hotties (BleacherReport) Build Your Own …

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Amber Heard Pictures

Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Watch ‘The Twilight Saga’ or ‘The Walking Dead’

Clown Robs Woman on Toilet…is a damn fine headline

25 Pics of Bizarre Japanese Packages

Made Exclusively for Single Girls

8 As-Seen-On-TV Products in My Grandma’s House Right Now

This is Why Dennys is Awesome

An Open Letter to the Woman Who Peed on the Floor of the Marconi Radio Store in Beverly, MA

Tons Of F-ing Sequins!

Nebraska Woman Discovers Cheap and Easy Tattoo Remover: A.K.A. Her Knife

The Real Squirrel Master

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