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Amber Heard Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’. But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Zoology

posted 12/04/2010
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It’s still snowing all over the place, so we have a seasonally appropriate Zoology for you.

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The Greatest Video You Will See All Month: ‘Gylne Tider – Let It Be’

posted 12/03/2010
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This week, we’ve saved the best for last. I’m supposed to do one more article, but it’s Friday night, and I’m beat. I worked my ass off all day writing articles about Robocop and elderly porn stars. It’s time to unwind…

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I Cannot Wait For Your Downfall

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The Hottest Advent Calender on the Planet (Coed) Kevin Durant is Simply Amazing (TotalProSports) LEGO Reinvents History (WildAmmo) Meanwhile, In Spokane (TheDailyWhat) Maria Menounos Hotness (Popoholic) &nb…

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10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

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They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes t…

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A Thank You Letter to the Makers of Malware and Viruses

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Dear Makers of Malware and Viruses, I love getting paid. We Internet writers don’t get paid much in comparison to other writing jobs out there, but my job is fun and freeing, and I like it. But do you know what the down side of that is? When …

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George Lopez Continues To Suck

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George Lopez stopped by Conan and confirmed why you’ve never watched his show by continuining to not be funny as he took time to make some groundbreaking Latino jokes that are as fresh as anything in Carlos Mencias hack bag of tricks. …

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Snooki-O!!!

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The Hottest Playboy Cyber Girls Out There (Coed) Dwight Howard Takes on the Streets (TotalProSports) Remote Control Plane in NYC…Too Soon? (TheDailyWhat) Why We Have Better Sex Than Our Parents (TheSmokingJacket) The 10 Greatest …

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25 Furries Doing Exactly What You’d Expect

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Thanks to the internet, you probably already knew what a furry was before you opened this gallery. So let’s get to know them better!

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The Inner Monologue of the New Bacteria Discovered by NASA

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Jesus H., this is just what I need. Thousands of years no one gives two fancy shits about me and then all of a sudden some PhD waddles through my pond and now I’m “famous?” Famous? Fame can shampoo my crotch. Why the hell do y…

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I Sharted Today

posted 12/02/2010
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I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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Dream Job

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Janitor Falls Down Stadium During Band Rehearsal – Watch more Funny Videos Hot Ass Advent Calender (Coed) Obama vs Barkley (TotalProSports) Ridiculously Awesome Animal Pictures (WildAmmo) Star Wars Fan Art (TheDailyWhat) Michael …

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Amber Heard Pictures

Zoology

The Greatest Video You Will See All Month: ‘Gylne Tider – Let It Be’

I Cannot Wait For Your Downfall

10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

A Thank You Letter to the Makers of Malware and Viruses

George Lopez Continues To Suck

Snooki-O!!!

25 Furries Doing Exactly What You’d Expect

The Inner Monologue of the New Bacteria Discovered by NASA

I Sharted Today

Dream Job

Photo of the Day

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