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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Why Didn’t Brett Favre Send Me D*ck Pics?

Why Didn’t Brett Favre Send Me D*ck Pics?

By John Madden I’m not normally a jealous guy. After all, what more can I ask for? I’m rich, I have a wonderful family, and I spent my life pursuing my passion. Most people dream about being part of the NFL. I lived it. But even so, som…

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Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Earlier today, Holy Taco intercepted an AIM conversation between Jack, CEO of Jack in the Box, and Ronald McDonald. The two fast-food titans were discussing California’s Prop. 19, which would legalize a certain amount of marijuana for recreati…

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Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

Product Review: Four Loko Energy Drink/Alcoholic Beverage

There’s this drink called Four Loko that has been making some waves recently, mostly due to its high caffeine and alcohol content, and the Bro-attracting pheromones it emits that hypnotizes people with backwards hats that can only say the wor…

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Good Way To Get Kicked Out of the Beggars Union

Good Way To Get Kicked Out of the Beggars Union

Begging Ruined By Call On Iphone – Watch more Funny Videos   Meet Lil Ron Washington (TotalProSports)   Back to the Future vs Hot Tub Time Machine (TheSmokingJacket)   Red Shirt Guy Speaks Out (TheDailyWhat)   The Most Ripp…

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25 Less Than Angelic Angels

25 Less Than Angelic Angels

  Today is All Saint’s Day and we couldn’t find any pictures of hot siants as most of them were dudes who lived like hobos, and they’re all dead, too. We did find angels though.  Problem is, here on Earth, angels tend to…

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7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

7 Types of Trick-or-Treaters You Had Last Night

Last night was Halloween and if you’re like us, you spent the night shouting obscenities from your basement apartment window, dressed in a bathrobe and drinking Kahlua and Kool-Aid. But other people were dressed, upstairs, handing out candy …

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MILF Monday: Soleil Moon Frye

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Soleil Moon Frye is none other than the world renown Punky Brewster.  Hot, isn’t she?  Aside from working behind the camera on various projects, she had a boob reduction…which I guess …

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Holy Taco’s Week in Ridiculosity

Holy Taco’s Week in Ridiculosity

Holy Taco isn’t just about articles that make our commentors call us names – we’re here to educate and enlighten you as well. So let’s check this week’s news highlights.

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25 Patriotic-as-Hell Uncle Sams

25 Patriotic-as-Hell Uncle Sams

  We were going to run a Halloween gallery today but the craziest thing happened to the intern who normally does this stuff – he got arrested with a condom full of opium way up in his ass!  Who saw that coming?  Anyway, here…

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Sunday Comics

Sunday Comics

  It’s time for Sunday Comics again.  In 10 years you’ll remember you were here when this amazing shit began.

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25 Creepy Contortionists

25 Creepy Contortionists

      There’s something perplexing about contortionists.  On the one hand, all that flexibility seems enticing.  On the other, look how friggin’ creepy these pictures are.  

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