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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Poorly Drawn Lines

Poorly Drawn Lines

  Poorly Drawn Lines returns, this time with practical advice!

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HEY…Hey — I Love You

HEYHey-I-Love-You

  Hot Lingerie Football Girls (TotalProSports)   13 Hilarious Halloween Pranks (WildAmmo)   Single Serve Butter? NO!!!! (TheDailyWhat)   Hilary Duff’s Mega Clevage (Popoholic)   This Carny Owns Gravity (IAmBored) &nbs…

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The Sorry State of Hell: 5 Lame-Ass Demonic Possessions

The Sorry State of Hell:  5 Lame-Ass Demonic Possessions

Rumor has it the very notion of an exorcism was all but forgotten by the early 1970’s. The Church had abandoned it in every civilized corner of the globe and most people were only passingly familiar with the term at all, in much the same way…

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

  Sunday, October 31st. This is the day we’ve been waiting for: Halloween. Ian Fortey, our fearless leader, had been planning his costume for months. He was poised to show the world that he wasn’t afraid to show off the weird growt…

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 7a

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 7a

Ian intermitted sobbed silently then loudly for the next 20 minutes. Every time the hot chick tried to get close to Ian’s Larry, she vomited some more. After a while she just gave up. She released the straps and walked away. “I swear to…

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 6b

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 6b

They battled for possession of the electrodes. The hot chick was terrified. Ian had tears in his eyes. She was overpowered. Ian screamed. The hot chick screamed. Ian turned her hands inward, turned the electrodes toward her temples. She said, &ldqu…

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 4b

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 4b

I came to. My eyes were foggy, but I could clearly make out Ian to the left of me. He was talking as a bright flickering blue light illuminated him from behind. A shower of sparks launched toward my face. I flinched and quickly looked back behind Ia…

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 3b

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 3b

  I was shocked by what I saw. A gorgeous woman, large breasts, shapely hips, eyes as blue as the sea. She held in her hands two large electrodes that were connected in the middle by a crackling blue shock of electrical current. I was speechles…

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 2b

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 2b

  Ian rushed to the door faster than I had ever seen him move, which was made all the more impressive by the 5-inch high heels on his feet. Before I could stop him he was already making his way up the front porch. “No, Ian. Don’t! …

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 2a

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure! Page 2a

  Ian rushed to the door faster than I had ever seen him move, which was made all the more impressive by the 5-inch high heels on his feet. Before I could stop him he was already making his way up the front porch. “No, Ian! Don’t!&…

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13 Shocking Revelations from George W. Bush’s Autobiography

13 Shocking Revelations from George W. Bush’s Autobiography

George W. Bush’s memoir, Decision Points, hits book stores on November 9th. Sections of the book, including the first line, have already been leaked to The Drudge Report. I have a sister who buys Meth from a guy who works at the Crown Publish…

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