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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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This Gets Me Every Time

This Gets Me Every Time

Guy Steals Chips From Orangutan – Watch more Funny Videos    Ron Washington Costume is Creepy (TotalProSports) BAMF of the Day (TheDailyWhat) Sleeping With Chicks With Bedbugs (TheSmokingJacket) Sports’ 50 Worst Nicknames (Blea…

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25 Nerd Burlesque Girls

25 Nerd Burlesque Girls

    The exact definition of burlesque is probably in the dictionary, but in here it means chicks who dance and show cleavage in a Ghostbusters-themed costume, or something very much like that.   

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18 Halloween Costume Alternatives For The Poor And Lazy

18 Halloween Costume Alternatives For The Poor And Lazy

Our Halloween guest article is by C. Coville, Betty Cameron and Andrew Bailey.  They are funny peoples and will not shave your back. So you’re looking for a costume to wear this Halloween, but you’re too cheap and/or indolent to mak…

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Wendy Fiore Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Wendy Fiore, otherwise known as Wendy Combattente, is Denise Milani’s Archnemesis.  Her boobs are an absolute gift from god — 32J.  I think we all know what the J stands for……

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I Catch You Looking At Him Again, I Swear To God…

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    The NFL’s Greatest Mustaches (TotalProSports)   13 Hilarious Halloween Pranks (WildAmmo)   Blunt Force Trauma is Serious (TheDailyWhat)   Kiera Knightley and Eva Mendes? (Popholic)   Cage Fighting Merges with …

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Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

Michael Lohan Emails Billy Ray Cyrus

Well played, Billy Ray. Well played indeed! I didn’t know you had it in you! I look at your stupid haircut and listen to your moronic redneck drawl, and I think to myself, “Jesus Christ, how does this rube even manage to walk upright, m…

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4 Types of People Most Affected By Getting Rid of The Cardboard Tubes In Toilet Paper Rolls

4 Types of People Most Affected By Getting Rid of The Cardboard Tubes In Toilet Paper Rolls

It has been said that when people or companies become too large and successful, they begin to lose sight of what truly matters, more specifically, what it was that got them to the top in the first place. This perfectly describes the Scott toilet pa…

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Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Today’s questions comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Lucy. Lucy writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “When I woke up the next morning she turned out to be a loaf of bread. Very disappointing." When we are young, we me…

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Halloween, West Virginia Style!

Halloween, West Virginia Style!

Carving A Jack-O-Lantern With A Gun – Watch more Funny Videos     The Greatest Sports Blow Up Ever? (TotalProSports) Elvira vs Vampirella (TheSmokingJacket) You Cant Laugh at This (TheDailyWhat) Hilarious Military Fails (ForkParty) M…

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25 Images of Mary and Jesus in Unexpected Places

25 Images of Mary and Jesus in Unexpected Places

    Ever puked in a stranger’s bathroom after a long nioght of drinking Kahlua and milk and thought you saw a turtle in the pattern the puke made?  That’s human nature, we look for order in chaos, patterns in random assor…

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Eulogy for TAG Body Spray

Eulogy for TAG Body Spray

It is never easy to say goodbye. Losing a friend we have known for so many years is like losing a part of ourselves. We look forward to the future, a future without TAG body spray, and it’s so hard to picture. So hard to imagine how we&rsq…

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