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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Capri Anderson Pictures

Capri-Anderson-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: If you didn’t know Capri Anderson a few days ago, you will now know her as the girl Charlie Sheen trapped in his hotel closet while he was passed out naked.  And no, she’s not a p…

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Pussy Magnet

Pussy-Magnet

  This Guy Makes Unicycles Cool (TotalProSports)   Epic Pumpkin Carvings (WildAmmo)   Kim’s On-Set Mishap (TheSmokingJacket)   Buy The Amazing Zipper Bed (TheDailyWhat)   Who Are The Best Agent Outfielders (BleacherRe…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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A Letter To My Future Son

A Letter To My Future Son

  Hello, Son. Gosh, it feels good to say that. SON. Wow, it just feels so…warm, I guess. Anyway, I just want to start off by saying that I love you. Even though I may not be around to raise you, teach you life lessons, guide you through…

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Gettin’ My Goat On

Gettin’ My Goat On

  Non-Goalie Makes Epic Goalie Save (TotalProSports) Punny Coffee Shop (TheDailyWhat) Kinsey Schofield: Ball Breaker (TheSmokingJacket) The 50 Best Sports Halloween Costumes (BleacherReport) 20 Awesome Comic Book Halloween Masks (Walyou) Who L…

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25 Pics of Dirty Car Art

25 Pics of Dirty Car Art

     Remember the first time you saw the words "wash me" scrawled on a car and it made you laugh your ass off?  Then the next yera when you were 6 you saw it again and it was still kinda funny?  Now it’s hac…

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The Unexceptional Brotherhood of Unexceptional Brothers

The Unexceptional Brotherhood of Unexceptional Brothers

Hollywood thrives on cocaine and whores. Also nepotism. For the purposes of this article we’ll just stick with the nepotism aspect since it lends itself to the clever title we thought up. We all know about the famous brothers who have emba…

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Jessica White

Jessica-White

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Jessica White is one of the hottest models on the planet. She got some notoriety last year for posing in SI’s Swim Suit Issue, and this year she got even more by getting in a vicious cat fight last weekend …

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Otherwise Known as The Squash Beege

Otherwise Known as The Squash Beege

Pumpkin BJ – Watch more Funny Videos    All Time Lambourgini Fail (TotalProSports) Super Epic Pumpkin Carvings (WildAmmo) Meanwhile at Blizzcon (TheDailyWhat) Heat Vision And Jack: The Greatest Show Ever (FunnyCrave) Jessica White F…

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Profiles In Creepiness: Reborn Dolls

Profiles In Creepiness: Reborn Dolls

As humans, we at Holy Taco will, on occasion, vomit. It’s usually because we’ve confused the Jack Daniels with Drain-O, ate a hot dog with a green-ish hue, or shoved our fingers down our throats because we’re too fat. Rarely do we…

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8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

Everyone’s heard tales of tattoos gone awry – you ask for the kanji symbol for “courage” then find out a year later the symbol on the back of your neck means “semen storage.” You go in for a portrait and you get …

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