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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Get Ready To Be Charitable With The Insane Clown Posse

Get Ready To Be Charitable With The Insane Clown Posse

ICP has become a bit of a joke. Okay, so a huge joke. And it’s all thanks for the internet, as it did the thing the internet is best at: simply showing us things. That’s all that needed to happen. We all just needed to see the Insane C…

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Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

Is little Johnny sad that daddy won’t be home anymore due to his excessive drinking and proclivity for banging hookers in the basement? Does he need a male role model in his life? If this describes your familial situation, then don’t b…

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Roommate of the Year!

Roommate of the Year!

I’m In Your Bed, Jay – Watch more Funny Videos     Gorgeous Girls in Red (Coed) Blind Gymnast Inspires (TotalProSports) Sex Arousal DeBunked (TheSmokingJacket) This Chick Really Knows How To Handle Her Balls (TheDailyWhat) Bray…

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25 Pics of Gary Busey Looking Pretty Much Insane

25 Pics of Gary Busey Looking Pretty Much Insane

  We’re not sure when Gary Busey stopped giving a damn and just settled into a comfortable life of being totally unhinged, but whatever.  At least he always seems to be smiling.  That’s a smile, right?

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The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

At 2PM, NASA will hold a press conference “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.” The geek world has been set aflame with this teaser. Not since news of The Hobbit have s…

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UGH!!!! Why God?!?!

UGH!!!!  Why God?!?!

MMA Fighter Eder Jones Vomits After Win – Watch more Sports   The Hottest CyberPlayboy Girls (Coed)   The Puking MMA Fighter (TotalProSports)   Drug Induced Alice GIFs (WildAmmo)   Walker: Texas Ranger of the Day (TheDailyW…

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Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Above: Lando Calrissian Young Citizens of the Galactic Empire can rest easy tonight, knowing that the notorious smuggler and rebel sympathizer, Lando Calrissian, has been arrested in the Outer-Rim Territory of Michigan.

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10 Ridiculous Attempts to Promote AIDS Awareness

10 Ridiculous Attempts to Promote AIDS Awareness

December 1st is World AIDS Day. In theory, this is a comedy site, so just to be clear, there’s nothing funny about the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Sure, in a different context, a few of the main methods of transmission have some comedic value, but tha…

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The Reason Frank Darabont Fired All Of The Writers Of The Walking Dead

The Reason Frank Darabont Fired All Of The Writers Of The Walking Dead

If you’ve been reading Holy Taco for the past 5 weeks you would know we love AMC’s The Walking Dead, the zombie drama based off of Robert Kirkman’s amazing on-going comic book series by the same name. We love the show, the millio…

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25 Awesome Lightning Strikes

25 Awesome Lightning Strikes

  If lightning never strikes twice, then how come Michael Bay keeps making awesome movie after awesome movie?  Anyway, here’s 25 insane examples of nature’s wrath.  

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The Town 2: Reindeer Game

The Town 2: Reindeer Game

    The Sexiest Calenders of 2011 (Coed) Wheelchair Skydiver! (TotalProSports) Best Biker of the Day (TheDailyWhat) What You Should Know About Ninjas (TheSmokingJacket) The Most Embarassing Athlete Photos Ever (BleacherReport) Get The Offi…

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