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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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MILF Monday: Jennifer Garner

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Jennifer Garner has been in such sophisticated cinema as Dude, Where’s My Car?, Pearl Harbor, 13 Going on 30, and lets not forget my absolutel favorite, Electra.   MILF Status: Jennifer has been a MILF…

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25 Frankensteins

25 Frankensteins

  October 31st is fast approaching and that means AMC is going to be airing the Aliens quadrilogy at least twice a week instead of once a week now.  And we’re going to start slathering on the horror-themed galleries.  Like this…

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Sunday Comics

Sunday Comics

  It’s Sunday again and that means Sunday comics.  What’s that?  Still pining for GIFS which only existed for like 8 weeks anyway?  Tune in next week and maybe we’ll have a surprise for you…maybe.

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25 Chicks in Latex

25 Chicks in Latex

    You know what’s awesome??? Latex and boobs.      

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Poorly Drawn Lines

Poorly Drawn Lines

  Turns out you can blackmail a cartoonist into making an exclusive comic for your site if you promise to never show anyone the Verne Troyer video you have.  Awesome.  Anyway, here’s Holy Taco’s first installment of Poo…

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Otis?!?!?!

Otis

  Sexy Girls Fishing Gallery (TotalProSports)   Incredible Star Wars Themed Food (WildAmmo)   Skulls Make Cool Art (TheDailyWhat)   Megan Fox Is Sloppy (Popoholic)   This Chick Has Tentacle Arms! (IAmBored)   6 Fun Way…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Letters From Rehab – Vol. 1

Lindsay Lohan’s Letters From Rehab – Vol. 1

Lindsay Lohan in happier times. Dear Mom, I hope you are well. Rehab is great. I love it here. Anyway, enough bullshit. I’ve got some stuff I need you to send. Me and the other girls came up with a list of things that will help make us less h…

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Call Me The MILF Man: 9 Muppets I’d Like to F***

Call Me The MILF Man: 9 Muppets I’d Like to F***

It’s not easy being reamed… I love the Muppets…a lot! As a child, I was a huge fan. Kermit and the gang, the guys from “Sesame Street,” the Fraggels: whatever the type, I loved them all. As I grew older, my feelings fo…

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Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Justin Bieber is releasing an autobiography at some point in the future in which he will reach all the way back in to the long and storied annals of his life and career to tell us tales about his early days as a molecule of jizz and how his life&rs…

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The Fins Made Nokia…They Can Do Whatever They Want

The Fins Made Nokia…They Can Do Whatever They Want

Finnish News Anchor Sips Beer On Air – Watch more Funny Videos   Hot Dallas Ice Stars (TotalProSports) Todays Awesome GIF is…(TheDailyWhat) Kayla Collins is Really Flexible (TheSmokingJacket) The Hottest International Athletes of Al…

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25 Clowns You Wouldn’t Hire

25  Clowns You Wouldn’t Hire

     For some reason people sometimes think a clown would improve the birthday of a child.  That’s like suggesting a hammer smash would improve the overall shape of your genitals, but whatever.  That aside, there are …

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