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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?

Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?

Hey, you know that song “I Kissed a Girl” that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she’s into it? The singer’s name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants…

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Losers Go Blind At Crappy Russian Rave

Losers Go Blind At Crappy Russian Rave

Normally I feel bad when I hear that someone has been struck by a terrible affliction like blindness or leukemia or cottage cheese thighs. But not this time. According to Reuters: MOSCOW – Dozens of partygoers at an outdoor rave near Moscow l…

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Lauren Conrad Google Stalks

Lauren Conrad Google Stalks

The internet is great for many things, like ordering wives from the Republic of Macedonia or researching the many ways to make a skin suit. But it can also be used for evil, like looking up dirt from someone’s past and throwing it in their fa…

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Highlights Magazine: The Evil Version

Highlights Magazine: The Evil Version

Remember when you’d go to the dentist’s office when you were a kid and there’d be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that magazine sucked. …

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10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

Dear Fat Guys Of The World, Now that Sarah Silverman is back on the market after her breakup with famous tubster Jimmy Kimmel, you will finally have your chance to get a piece of that (no, not that sandwich over there.). She’s feeling neglect…

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Barbara Chiappini

Barbara Chiappini

Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: Since her Wikipedia page is still in Italian, there’s a good chance you’ve only seen her in commercials for spaghetti or the mob or knuckle hair. Since poorly translated text is always funny, here…

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Link Time

Link Time

Porn landmarks (asylum) Yankee fans hate other mascots (bustedcoverage) The ass-entials of beach volleyball (coedmagazine) Kate Moss is topless and not toned (hollywoodtuna) Pissed people (giggle sugar) Bert and Ernie get gangsta’ (college hu…

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The Greatest Office Prank Ever

The Greatest Office Prank Ever

Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager’s car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here’s the nutshell: 1) Some guy is hated. 2) Some …

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Sienna Miller Shows Boobs Again

Sienna Miller Shows Boobs Again

So I didn’t really give a crap when I first heard that the kid from Lord of the Flies might be banging Sienna Miller. I figured she’s too in love with the kooky, but lovable guy from Notting Hill (yes, my girl made me watch it, in exch…

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Utah Poison Control Center Offers Helpful Tip

Utah Poison Control Center Offers Helpful Tip

If I had a nickel for every time I cooked up a great big meal of poison, only to have to throw it away because I read this article reminding me that I shouldn’t eat poison…well, I wouldn’t have any nickels. This actual article is…

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Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

I used to love me some Cheryl Hines. She oozed equal amounts of restrained sarcasm and goofy “I could have maybe had an outside shot at her in high school” sex appeal while navigating the zany world of Larry David. I even watched her in…

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