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Amber Heard Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’. But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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posted 07/14/2008
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The best non-sport college sports (uncoached) Selma Blair makes out with plastic (celebnewswire) Top ten two-headed animals (i-am-bored) Product of the Day: Sh*tBegone Toilet Paper (gigglesugar) Former Family Ties star is a douche (People) Drunk Hi…

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Fred & Barney Make a Penis Joke

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Flinstones penis joke – Watch more free videos It really doesn’t take much to amuse me. Anything having to do with bodily fluids or crippled people falling down usually does it for me. And we’ve all had our kicks from cranking the …

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Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?

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Hey, you know that song “I Kissed a Girl” that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she’s into it? The singer’s name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants…

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Losers Go Blind At Crappy Russian Rave

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Normally I feel bad when I hear that someone has been struck by a terrible affliction like blindness or leukemia or cottage cheese thighs. But not this time. According to Reuters: MOSCOW – Dozens of partygoers at an outdoor rave near Moscow l…

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Lauren Conrad Google Stalks

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The internet is great for many things, like ordering wives from the Republic of Macedonia or researching the many ways to make a skin suit. But it can also be used for evil, like looking up dirt from someone’s past and throwing it in their fa…

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Highlights Magazine: The Evil Version

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Remember when you’d go to the dentist’s office when you were a kid and there’d be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that magazine sucked. …

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10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

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Dear Fat Guys Of The World, Now that Sarah Silverman is back on the market after her breakup with famous tubster Jimmy Kimmel, you will finally have your chance to get a piece of that (no, not that sandwich over there.). She’s feeling neglect…

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Barbara Chiappini

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Age: 34 Where you’ve seen her: Since her Wikipedia page is still in Italian, there’s a good chance you’ve only seen her in commercials for spaghetti or the mob or knuckle hair. Since poorly translated text is always funny, here…

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posted 07/13/2008
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Porn landmarks (asylum) Yankee fans hate other mascots (bustedcoverage) The ass-entials of beach volleyball (coedmagazine) Kate Moss is topless and not toned (hollywoodtuna) Pissed people (giggle sugar) Bert and Ernie get gangsta’ (college hu…

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The Greatest Office Prank Ever

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Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager’s car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here’s the nutshell: 1) Some guy is hated. 2) Some …

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Sienna Miller Shows Boobs Again

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So I didn’t really give a crap when I first heard that the kid from Lord of the Flies might be banging Sienna Miller. I figured she’s too in love with the kooky, but lovable guy from Notting Hill (yes, my girl made me watch it, in exch…

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Amber Heard Pictures

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Fred & Barney Make a Penis Joke

Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?

Losers Go Blind At Crappy Russian Rave

Lauren Conrad Google Stalks

Highlights Magazine: The Evil Version

10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

Barbara Chiappini

Link Time

The Greatest Office Prank Ever

Sienna Miller Shows Boobs Again

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