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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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“Happy Tree” Painter Bob Ross Is Alive

“Happy Tree” Painter Bob Ross Is Alive

Bob Ross is Alive! – Watch more free videos News reports that Bob Ross died of cancer back in 1995 are apparently false. From the looks of this video, he seems to be very much alive. It also looks like he lost a bit of weight, is five-to-eleve…

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This Is The Creepiest Site Ever

This Is The Creepiest Site Ever

Well, you can stop looking because I found it. Manbabies.com is the creepiest site I think I have ever seen on the Internet. The idea of putting baby heads on guys and guy heads on babies is simple, but the result is like a horrible car accident. Y…

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Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz Lez Out

Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz Lez Out

Normally, I’m not a big fan of posting movie trailers. Mostly because I think only comic book dorks and comic book nerds are the people who get excited for them. But this trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona will get all those heterosexual ne…

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Link Time

Link Time

  Volleyball Bikini Wedges (busted coverage) World’s largest swimming pool (camel tap) Is this the hottest college girl (college humor) The finger trick (coedmagazine) 7 killer chinese recalls (double viking) 2008 miss Hawaiian Tropic Bikini C…

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Star Jones Ex Married For Love. Ew.

Star Jones Ex Married For Love.  Ew.

You remember in Shawshank when Andy Dufresne finally crawled out of that tunnel of shit to freedom and there was that overhead shot, in the rain, of him triumphantly tasting life again for the first time? Well, that was sort of how I figured Star …

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Britney Spears Smokes and Picks Ass

Britney Spears Smokes and Picks Ass

So, above is a picture of Nascar Enthusiast Britney Spears, taking a quick smoke/asshole-picking break.  I can’t really go on some rant where I talk about how gross she is and how much of a disgusting mess you have to be to pick your ass whil…

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Dominos Now Has $4 Pizzas

Dominos Now Has $4 Pizzas

Despite all of its apparent attempts to drive me totally insane, this Japanese pizza commercial actually made me want some pizza. And since I don’t live in a cartoon world where pizza toppings do a one-legged dance and gender-shifting pizza s…

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Hillary Clinton Needs UrbanDictionary.com

Hillary Clinton Needs UrbanDictionary.com

This is one of those wonderful moments where generation gaps are brought to light…and then mocked and laughed at. During a speech in West Virginia yesterday, Hillary Clinton quoted historical hottie Eleanor Roosevelt to illustrate that she wi…

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Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

I remember once when I was 6, it was Sunday morning and my mom said to my dad, “I think the county fair is going on, you should take Justin out to see the horses.”  Apparently though, my dad’s interpretation of that was “I t…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

Whoa. Sarah Jessica Parker has, quite possibly, the most disgusting hands I have ever seen in my life. Does she keep them in an oven when she’s not using them? Does she boil them once a day? How does a 43-year-old woman get the hands of a 4,3…

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Man Makes Body-Part Bread

Man Makes Body-Part Bread

Tired of eating bread that looks like…um, bread? Then you should move to Thailand so you can eat bread that looks like…um, body parts. According to

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