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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Age: 41 Where you’ve seen her: You’ve seen Salma Hayek in “Dusk Til Dawn,” “Wild Wild West,” “Dogma,” “Traffic” and a something called “El Callejon de los Milagros” which appar…

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World’s Coolest 13-Year-Old Loves Halo, Hookers

World’s Coolest 13-Year-Old Loves Halo, Hookers

For all you mothers out there who are disappointed that your little guy didn’t get you flowers for Mother’s Day…just be happy you didn’t give birth to Ralph Hardy: A 13-year-old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit ca…

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These Kids Love Their Religion

These Kids Love Their Religion

This is a religious tradition in Bulgaria where they “bathe” you in “holy water.” It looks more like they “Dunk the shit out of you” in “dirty ass mud water,” while you “scream for you f-ing li…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Shit I Found On The Web Watch the back ground of this clip VERY closely. The timing of this is beyond perfect. One of my all time favorite clips. I don’t have time to do math problems bro, it’s rush week. Thingsididlastnight.co…

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera.  Either way, you all disgust me. Now, actual comments from real readers matt pilot Says: May 3rd, 2008 at 7:24…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

A great week of comments I must say. There were several that could have won, but this isn’t a San Diego Padres game and I’m not part of the Pad Squad, thus I can’t just go shooting a bunch of crappy t-shirts into a sea of you peo…

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Hulk Hogan’s Son Put In Headlock By Judge

Hulk Hogan’s Son Put In Headlock By Judge

When I was younger, I always thought it would be really cool if Hulk Hogan was my dad.  But I also used to want to live in a house made of fruit roll ups.  In retrospect, they both seem kind of like bad ideas.  Usmagazine.com reports: Nick Bollea (…

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Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day – Watch more free videos It’s Mother’s Day this Sunday and we all know what that’s going to be like. There will be a lot of guilt, crying, complaining, threats of divorce, threats of bodily harm, actual bod…

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Someone Point Kim Kardashian To Hell

Someone Point Kim Kardashian To Hell

So, a cyclone hits Burma/Myanmar and kills upwards of 100,000 people and Kim Kardashian is like, “you know what would be really cool? To do a lighthearted PSA about it where I deliver scripted jokes about it then segue into me reciting scrip…

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Wheel Of Fortune Is A Moron’s Game

Wheel Of Fortune Is A Moron’s Game

Wheel Of Fortune Moron – Watch more free videos In the pantheon of game shows, Wheel of Fortune doesn’t require the highest amount of brain power. It’s no Mastermind or Jeopardy. Hell, it’s not as difficult as Press Your Luck…

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Taco Belle: Sophie Howard

Taco Belle: Sophie Howard

Age: 25 Where you’ve seen her: Sophie Howard, seen here at the Nuts Awards in England, is known for something…but I can’t seem to quite remember what it is. Is it her eyes? Hmmm, I don’t think so. Man, it’s on the tip …

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