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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Beyond MILFs: 5 Lesser Known Hunter Sites

Beyond MILFs:  5 Lesser Known Hunter Sites

If you have a Y chromosome, you likely have heard of MILFhunter. It’s a dirty, dirty website that purports to show men tracking down women who have, at some point, given birth, and making something less heartfelt than love to them. Professi…

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Suelyn Medeiros Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: You can probably guess Suelyn Medeiros is Brazilian, given 98% of all hot models with giant asses come from Brazil.  She’s also an actress and has had roles in such films as ‘My Super …

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A Crazy Lady In Spain Thinks She Owns The Sun

A Crazy Lady In Spain Thinks She Owns The Sun

    The Kids in the Hall once had a sketch that ended with Dave Foley looking up to the moon as he wondered, “Gee, I wonder who owns that moon?” If Dennis Hope is to be believed, he is the owner of the moon, and he’l…

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Definitely Something in the Water

Definitely Something in the Water

Girl Goes Out Of Her Mind In Water Park – Watch more Funny Videos   Hot Girl Boob Grabs (Coed)   Simpsons Mock Detroit Lions (TotalProSports)   Snow Foxes of the Day (TheDailyWhat)   Family Guy Demotivational Posters (WildA…

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You Get What You Pay For: In Defense of the ‘Kardashian Kard’

You Get What You Pay For: In Defense of the ‘Kardashian Kard’

Kim Kardashian (click here to see her chest or here to see her butt) and her two sisters, Rocksteady and Bebop, are in the news again. But this time, it’s not for a DUI or sucking slong on camera. Apparently, the girls have run afoul of Conne…

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It’s Official: April 11th, 1954 Was The Most Boring Day Of The 20th Century

It’s Official: April 11th, 1954 Was The Most Boring Day Of The 20th Century

Have you ever found yourself wallowing in your own filth, watching crappy reality TV shows where a bunch of STD-carrying whores are pulling each other’s weaves out in between moments of gagging on boiled horse genitals, and thought to yoursel…

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Join the Break Media Research Panel and Mold Holy Taco in Your Image!

Join the Break Media Research Panel and Mold Holy Taco in Your Image!

The Holy Taco crew spends 20 hours a day working like dogs to create the comedy machine that you know and love. Unless you hate us, in which case why are you still here? But in an effort to make this place even more awesome, we have a lot of big …

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Yep…Definitely a Gun Here Somewhere

YepDefinitely-Gun-Here-Somewhere

    The Best College Pranks of All Time (Coed) The Best Crashes of 2010 (TotalProSports) 6 Sexy TSA Moments (TheSmokingJacket) Minimalist Muppet Fan Art (TheDailyWhat) The Hardest Hits of Hockey Season (BleacherReport) StarCraft 2 Is Bette…

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25 People Riding Inappropriate Animals

25 People Riding Inappropriate Animals

  Horses are so 1990, the cool new animal to ride is any other animal.

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How to Ruin Your Karma by Stealing Someone’s GPS

How to Ruin Your Karma by Stealing Someone’s GPS

So you’ve decided to break into someone’s car to steal their GPS, good for you. Get ready for the universe to put this action on cosmic scales that involve a plentitude of facets and have vast-reaching repercussions the likes of which …

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God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

Yesterday, after blowing an easy catch that would have won the game, Buffalo Bill’s wide receiver Stevie Johnson tweeted a message to God asking why he dropped the pass. Below you will find God’s reply, and the subsequent twitter exchang…

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