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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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What Happened To The Vikings?

What Happened To The Vikings?

Swedish Singer Vomits During Performance – Watch more Funny Videos  The Mike Tyson/Wayne Brady Show! (TotalProSports)   Hyper Realistic Still Life (WildAmmo)   The Awesome Nutella Store (TheDailyWhat)   Rachel Bilson In A L…

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The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

It took me weeks, but I finally found a bookie who would let me bet on high-school football games. And now my persistence has paid off. I’m about to win $10,000! I knew there was no way the Panthers would cover a 40 point over! They have no o…

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How Awesome is Sharktopus?

How Awesome is Sharktopus?

Syfy just aired a movie called Sharktopus and already you know it was 100% more awesome than any awesome thing you could name right now. That’s not a challenge because there is no challenge, we’re talking about a sharktopus. It’…

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Resolved Questions: Straight Sex With Gay Guy?

Resolved Questions: Straight Sex With Gay Guy?

Today’s question comes to us via Yahoo! Answers user Shelby. Shelby writes:  

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Everything is Louder in Texas

Everything is Louder in Texas

Worst Tattoo Customer In History – Watch more Funny Videos   Hot Girls and Air Hockey (TotalProSports) Crazy Chick Mob Bosses (TheSmokingJacket) The Hottest Sex Symbols in Sports (BleacherReport) R2D2 Robot! (Walyou) Rooney Mara Hotness (…

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25 Tongues

25 Tongues

     Science tells us tongues exist in heads all over the world.  Now they exist on Holy Taco.

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3 More James O’Keefe Capers

3 More James O’Keefe Capers

The big news is wtf this week is that conservative I-don’t-know-why-anyone-gives-a-shit-about-this-guy James O’Keefe plotted out a massive prank against CNN that was as not retarded as it was successful. The plot? Set up the seduction…

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Luisa Corna Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her:  Luisa Corna is a Italian singer who enjoys getting naked on camera.  A lot.  She’s also an actress, most notably playing the voice of Lola in the Italian Shark Tale.   Pointless Quote: …

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And I Traded It For This

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  Old Man Gets His Groove On (TotalProSports)   I Wish My School Was This Awesome (WildAmmo)   Rick Rolled of the Day (TheDailyWhat)   Mischa Barton and her Legs (Popoholic)   This Baby Loves Hockey (IAmBored)   Marie …

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Holy Taco’s Half-Assed Tribute to Greg Giraldo

Holy Taco’s Half-Assed Tribute to Greg Giraldo

As you’ve probably heard, comedian Greg Giraldo died of what is thought to have been an accidental drug overdose. We here at Holy Taco were saddened by his passing, and want to pay tribute. And what better way to remember this hilarious enter…

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Free Sex Toys at Swedish Hotel? What’s the Sound of Excited Dry Heaves?

Free Sex Toys at Swedish Hotel?  What’s the Sound of Excited Dry Heaves?

Do you know why this story is noteworthy? It’s not because a hotel in Sweden is offering guests free sex toys in the minibar, it’s this – hotels have existed beyond recorded time. There was no room at the inn for Joseph and Mary…

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