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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Man Too Drunk To Notice Knife In Back

Man Too Drunk To Notice Knife In Back

With the weekend just hours away, this news story seems pretty appropriate. According to ninemsn.com: A drunk Russian man rode home on a bus, slept like a log and ate breakfast before his wife alerted him to a 15cm knife in his back. Yury Lyalin, …

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Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show.  I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were bo…

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Rock Out With BEAMZ Music Light!

Rock Out With BEAMZ Music Light!

BEAMZ Laser Beam Music – Watch more free videos Who needs lame guitars or drums when you can look totally cool playing a kickass beam of light?!?! See that guy with the sunglasses? His sunglasses let us know that he is cool! I bet he gets lots…

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How To: Read A Bourbon Label

How To: Read A Bourbon Label

Click to enlarge. Do you know the difference between blended or single barrel whiskey? Tennessee or Irish whiskey? Straight or gay whiskey (OK, gay whiskey is called cognac.) If you’re not sure what your bourbon label is saying, then check ou…

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Taco Belle: Karen Angle

Taco Belle: Karen Angle

Age: 35 Where you’ve seen her: Fans of TNA wrestling will recognize Karen Angle as the manager of wrestler Kurt Angle. If you don’t watch TNA Wrestling, well, I’d just like to congratulate you on your literacy. Tantalizing tidbit:…

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Link Time

Link Time

Philly fans like fighting (busted coverage) Slapping your boss usually isn’t the best move (College Humor) 5 pounds of silly putty (tasty booze) Vladamir Putin’s new girlfriend (double viking) Elisha Cuthbert is hot (camel tap) Gisele b…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week Give Away

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week Give Away

Now, I’ve begun to notice that some of your comments are pretty f-ing funny. Others, very disturbing. Either way, I enjoy them. So in an effort to reward those who make my job a little more interesting, we’re going to give away a Hol…

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Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

Remeber when you’d get into a fight with your dad because he’d walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you’d tell him why that wasn’t cool he’d respond with “I ain’t wearing …

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Emma Watson Turns 18

Emma Watson Turns 18

So, I have to be honest; I’ve never seen the Harry Potter movies or read the books. But one time I was at the DMV and somebody left a HP coloring book there and I colored it to distract my mind from the stench of this lady next to me who sme…

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Big Corporations Write The Best Songs

Big Corporations Write The Best Songs

Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band – Watch more free videos Let’s face it, the music industry is changing. It’s no longer the world of New York hipsterites, gangsta thugs from the Dirty South or leather-clad LA rockers. We…

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Man Trapped In Elevator For 41 Hours

Man Trapped In Elevator For 41 Hours

The guy in the upper right quadrant is named Nicholas White. He was having a normal day until he hopped in the elevator after a smoke break. Halfway up, the elevator stopped and stranded him there for 41 straight hours. Luckily, security cameras ca…

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