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Amber Heard Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’. But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Man Trapped In Elevator For 41 Hours

posted 04/16/2008
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The guy in the upper right quadrant is named Nicholas White. He was having a normal day until he hopped in the elevator after a smoke break. Halfway up, the elevator stopped and stranded him there for 41 straight hours. Luckily, security cameras ca…

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Why Is This Glove Called “The Shocker”?

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I don’t usually do a lot of things that require gloves (constant blogging has left my hands as supple as a baby’s ass), but if I ever did need to cover my hands, I would use a pair of Shocker Love Gloves. Why are these gloves named afte…

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Kim Kardashian Touches Herself

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I guess the first thing you do after Paris Hilton calls you a fatass is you go on a totally fun shopping spree…and you touch your boobs. At least that’s what Kim Kardashian appears to be doing. I wonder if she had to go for the boobs be…

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posted 04/15/2008
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The 10 Hottest Ring Girls in MMA (Cage Potato) The ol’ saran wrap prank (College Humor) Boy gets butter knife stuck in head, survives (asylum) Let’s teach small children how to beer bong! (busted coverage) Iron woman Candice Falzon (Cam…

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Japenese Fertility Festival

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There are three awesome things about this video that caused me to share it with you. Here they are in no particular order. They’re carrying around a giant hot pink penis like it’s a float in the Macy’s Day Parade. I was surpris…

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Paris To Kardashian: You Have Fat Ass

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I guess when you’re really famous for doing nothing, you get sorta pissed off when someone else gets more famous for doing even less. In Touch reports: Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend̵…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

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Write a caption for this photo of Kate Beckinsale and her little red friend and you can win a copy of The Arizona Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Collector’s Edition DVD Set. It’s great for reminiscing back to a time when baseball player…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

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See, it’s stories like this that make me appreciate that my dad calls me only when there’s something wrong with his “thing that plays those CD movies” or when a pitcher is currently taking a no-hitter into the seventh inning…

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Woman Eats Only McDonald’s Mega Macs For A Day

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Over in Japan, McDonald’s has released something called a Mega Mac, which is like 50 beef patties and 100 slabs of cheese between two sticks of butter or something. And apparently they have one for every meal of the day (which, in my book, sh…

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Let’s Watch Kristen Bell Have Sex

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Kristen Bell Sex Scene – Watch more free videos OK, so Kristen Bell‘s not really having sex…hell, she’s not even topless…but this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall is probably the closest you or I are ever going to c…

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posted 04/14/2008
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The Rza loves chess (asylum) Allison Stokke embargo has been lifted (busted coverage) Catalina Murino is found to be attractive by me (Camel Tap) Arm wrestling + Tetris = Trestling (complex) 8 reasons not to pay your taxes (Double Viking) Can y…

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Amber Heard Pictures

Man Trapped In Elevator For 41 Hours

Why Is This Glove Called “The Shocker”?

Kim Kardashian Touches Herself

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Japenese Fertility Festival

Paris To Kardashian: You Have Fat Ass

Give-A-Wednesday: Arizona Diamondbacks WS DVD

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

Woman Eats Only McDonald’s Mega Macs For A Day

Let’s Watch Kristen Bell Have Sex

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