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Amber Heard Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’. But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Mischa Barton: Groupie For Loser Bands

posted 04/14/2008
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It’s common knowledge that the sound of a guitar being played by a man with an effeminate hair cut and an inability to catch or throw a football causes a woman’s genitals to become moist. But sometimes it still surprises me. Popsugar.…

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Being A Mom Can Be So Confusing

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Wait, wait wait. Do I put my infant in the dumpster or do I give it to the nurse and the fireman? I just wish there was a sign that would give me an answer.

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The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

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This is a clip from The Hills. All you need to know is that the Spencer dude and the Heidi chick just broke up. She’s trying to get over it, and he goes to the bar where she’s trying to do that, and tries to bang every chick within ea…

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Old People Freebase The Darndest Things

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There are a lot of awesome things going on in the first sentence of this news story: JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nurs…

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Sienna Miller + Bikini = Camel Toe

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What is it with all these camel toes these days? Not to be outdone by Hayden Panettiere, Sienna Miller had to get out there and put her tuna melt where we could all see it. How would she feel if I waved my cameltail or moose knuckle all up in her f…

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Link Time

posted 04/13/2008
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Who hates cell phone noise? (asylum) Jim Furyk hits an amazing shot (busted coverage) I didn’t realize Subarus were this bad ass (Camel Tap) Celebrity Bikini Watch: Sienna Miller (Double Viking) Nintendo Lite (complex) Taser chair (tastybooze…

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Miley Cyrus Has Amazing Comic Timing

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Is it just me, or did the first 15 seconds of this video sort of seem like it was going to be about a group of ninjas who gang bang Miley Cyrus and her friend? Don’t make that face at me, reader. How dare you. I didn’t say I wanted t…

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Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz To Grow Baby

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Jessica Simpson‘s vagina is going to be soooooo jealous. Usmagazine.com reports: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© Pete Wentz, 28. There is no WA…

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Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

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I think I’ve figured out the secret to Scientology. They only let the lamest 1% of the population into their cult because ex-members—people who have denounced this wacky gang—can’t speak out against it without sounding like …

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Ashton Kutcher So Hot Right Now

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For the longest time I was trying to figure out exactly why Ashton Kutcher’s career seemed familiar. Then I realized, he’s essentially the male Jenny McCarthy: Really good looking to the point where every one is afraid to tell him tha…

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You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

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World Record Dunk – Watch more free videos At first I was all like “Whoa, huh? What happened?” and then, after seeing it 50 times and hearing some guy say “Lok me la sumjuna dwite!” 30 times I was all like “Ooooh,…

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Amber Heard Pictures

Mischa Barton: Groupie For Loser Bands

Being A Mom Can Be So Confusing

The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

Old People Freebase The Darndest Things

Sienna Miller + Bikini = Camel Toe

Link Time

Miley Cyrus Has Amazing Comic Timing

Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz To Grow Baby

Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

Ashton Kutcher So Hot Right Now

You Can Never Have Enough Instant Replays

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