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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Creepy Or Sexy?: Katie Holmes

Creepy Or Sexy?: Katie Holmes

If you would have told me a year ago, I’d be doing a Creepy Or Sexy for Katie Holmes, I would have said to you “What the f*&k is a creepy or sexy? Get away from me, I have to go back to work at my shitty restaurant.” But I a…

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Buy This: The Grillworks

Buy This: The Grillworks

Fire up a brontasaurus with ease using the $3,300 Grillworks grill. Using something called a V-channel to catch all those delicious bronto-juices, this is the king of the grills. It’s two feet deep, almost four feet wide, and allows you to ra…

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Catherine Bell

Catherine Bell

Age: 39 Where you’ve seen her: If you’re the type of social butterfly who spent their Friday nights watching TV, then you’ve seen Catherine Bell in JAG. If you’re the type of person who watches the Lifetime Network, then you…

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Megan Fox Likes To Finger

Megan Fox Likes To Finger

Either Megan Fox lost all of her fingers except the middle, or she’s trying to make some sort of gang sign to the dude with the camera. I hope this gang sign means, “For some reason, I’m dating Brian Austin Green. I’m not en…

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Monkey Vs. Dog

Monkey Vs. Dog

If you don’t like monkeys then I hate you. I hate you so much. I love how the people are cheering on the monkey, yet the dog is probably thinking “Holy shit, what the hell kind of dog is this?” The best part about monkeys are t…

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Friday Link Dump

Friday Link Dump

Random Shit I Found On The Web I bitch and complain about my car all the time, then I saw this. From now on I will try and shut the f*&k up. If this commercial were true, it would explain a lot of what I see when I walk around Los Angeles. If t…

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Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

If you’ve ever thought “I’m going to put out an album where all I do is cover Tom Waits songs,” well, I got bad news for you.  People.com reports: Scarlett Johansson‘s new album features covers of alternative troubadou…

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Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t pic…

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Is It A Baby Or A Burrito?

Is It A Baby Or A Burrito?

I’ve seen some pretty serious burritos in my day, but I’ve never seen one that had arms and legs. I clearly must be going to the wrong mexican restaurants.

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Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

OK, I am totally about to blow your mind, but Kim Crawford‘s line of high-quality premium New Zealand wines will impress anyone from a wine novice to a connoisseur and…their screw cap. I know, I know. You thought screw cap wine was basic…

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Kate Bosworth Doesn’t Remember Her Sex Scene

Kate Bosworth Doesn’t Remember Her Sex Scene

Let’s get right into this one. According to Celebnewswire.com: Kate Bosworth cannot recall shooting her love scene with Jim Sturgess for 21, she told PEOPLE at Wednesday’s Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans-sponsored screening of the…

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