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Amber Heard Pictures

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’. But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour

posted 12/18/2007
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Write a caption about this extremely unfortunate bicyclist and you can win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour. This game is essentially Tecmo Bowl for the 21st Century. Each game lasts 15 minutes and you don’t have to know the difference between a…

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Amy Winehouse Flow Chart

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Amy’s been in trouble lately, so I’ve taken the time to make a flow chart to better explain how she gets into these troublesome situations.

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Ashlee Simpson Craps All Over Art

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If you’re like me, several times a day you think, “Man, I love the musical stylings of Ashlee Simpson. I also love the paintings of 1950s Surrealist artist Salvador Dali. If only someone could somehow combine the two.” Well, our…

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The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety

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Squeeze Fetish – Watch more free videos I used to think I enjoyed the occassional perverted deviance in the bedroom. Then I saw the Internet and realized that the ol’ fashioned doggystyle hairpull doesn’t cut it with some people. I…

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Like Pain? Watch Jackass 2.5 Online for Free.

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If you don’t mind downloading a Microsoft Application, you can watch the entire one-hour sequel to Jackass 2 (it’s basically extras and a few new bits). This Microsoft download might sell all your credit card information to someone in N…

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Taco Belle: Lucy Pinder

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Source: hollywoodtuna.com Age: 23 (She turns 24 tomorrow.) Where you’ve seen her: Her breasts were voted “best all-natural pair in the world”. If that’s not enough, she’s also been in English skin rag Nuts, showing off…

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I Knew I Recognized Her

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Both entertaining vocalists. Both fail to give me a boner. One fails worse than the other, I’ll let you decide which.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant. Britney Still Just Fat

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TMZ reports: Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, has confirmed to OK! Magazine that she is pregnant. A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the fath…

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DMX!

posted 12/17/2007
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Today is DMX’s birthday. I’m not sure if all of you fully understand the awesomeness that is DMX. I know Chuck Norris is hot right now, but I DEFY you to watch this video and not look me in the blog and tell me DMX wouldn’t bite…

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The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos

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Because your household objects aren’t going to hump themselves. 10. As the old saying goes, some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you. But other days you get the bear off the top of the La-Z-Boy and then hump it so hard you ca…

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Why Does God Tease Me, Matthew McConaughey?

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Photo courtesy of x17online.com From aceshowbiz.com Matthew McConaughey got hurt during fight training for his forthcoming film “The Grackle.” The movie hunk was training for his role as a fighter in the New Line Cinema comedy flick whe…

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Amber Heard Pictures

Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour

Amy Winehouse Flow Chart

Ashlee Simpson Craps All Over Art

The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety

Like Pain? Watch Jackass 2.5 Online for Free.

Taco Belle: Lucy Pinder

I Knew I Recognized Her

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant. Britney Still Just Fat

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DMX!

The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos

Why Does God Tease Me, Matthew McConaughey?

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