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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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This is the Worst List of ’9 Funniest Looking Assassins’ I’ve Ever Read

This is the Worst List of ’9 Funniest Looking Assassins’ I’ve Ever Read

Jesus Christ, Holy Taco! This is absolutely the worst list of “9 Funniest Looking Assassins” I’ve ever read. I don’t know who you think you’re fooling with this sh*t, but it’s not me. Do you guys even try any mor…

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The 14 Biggest Pitfalls of Drug Trafficking

The 14 Biggest Pitfalls of Drug Trafficking

No one at Holy Taco is particularly experienced in drug pushing. One of our interns got suspended in 8th grade for trading Flintstone vitamins for half of another kid’s Lunchables, but that’s about it. Unless you count pot as a drug,…

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How To Celebrate Chlamydia Day

How To Celebrate Chlamydia Day

September 13th may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean you can’t prepare for next year’s celebration of a genus of bacteria that can damage reproductive organs and make a person go blind. Of course, we have Sweden to thank f…

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Chris Farley Would Be Proud

Chris Farley Would Be Proud

Fat Man On A Little Chair – Watch more Funny Videos    Jackass 3D Contest! (WonderHowTo)  Douchebags and Starter Jackets (TotalProSports) The Best Wide Recievers Out There (BleacherReport) Nintendo NES Bed Sheets (Walyou) Maggie…

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25 Weightlifting Fail Videos

25 Weightlifting Fail Videos

  You know what’s fun about weightlifting? Nothing. That’s why we restrict our workout to the Shake Weight for Women. But not every dude (or grotesquely ripped woman) is as smart as us. Some people choose to willingly lift obsene a…

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How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

The entertainment world these days is more private lives than public faces – a movie premiere is never as interesting as a DUI. With that in mind, it might behoove you to try to produce your own Lohan or Hilton or Spears who can be all over TM…

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Jenni Farley Pictures

Jenni-Farley-Pictures

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Jenni Farley, otherwise known as ‘Jwoww’ in the wonderful piece of art we can call Jersey Shore, which is going into its third season.  And even though Snookie is the real star, why not show some…

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Whhhy Sooo Serioussssss?!?

Whhhy-Sooo-Serioussssss

    Jackass 3D Contest! (WonderHowTo)   Tiger Woods: Weekend Dad (TotalProSports)   Star Wars Meets World History (WildAmmo)   Bears Fans Need to be Patient (NQTC)   Anna K Hotness (Maxim)   Heidi Montag Bikini Sli…

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Great Moments in the History of Bathroom Stall Sex

Great Moments in the History of Bathroom Stall Sex

Earlier today, George Michael, America’s 3rd favorite drug-addled homosexual British pop star from the 80’s, was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for crashing his car into a photo store while hopped up on pot and prescription drugs. D…

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6 Things You Can Brand On A Uterus

6 Things You Can Brand On A Uterus

Have you ever been cruising around the internet to make yourself better informed about the world around you, and then you stumble upon a news story about a doctor that branded a woman’s name in to the uterus that he removed from the woman̵…

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Online Sperm Banks May Not be Trustworthy

Online Sperm Banks May Not be Trustworthy

You may need to sit down with a cup of tea and a good friend to handle the shock of this, but it turns out that some of your favorite online sperm banks may not be totally on the up and up. We know, you’re thinking “whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?&rd…

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