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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Did You Know Steve Jobs Is The Worst Ninja Ever?

Did You Know Steve Jobs Is The Worst Ninja Ever?

Everyone knows Steve Jobs as the man that can charge you absurd prices for technology that is about as necessary as a splinter in your dong, but did you know that he’s apparently also a ninja? And a bad one at that? It’s true! According…

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Hurricane? More like Pubicane

Hurricane?  More like Pubicane

Ant Hurricane – Watch more Funny Videos   Jackass 3D Contest! (WonderHowTo) Hot Mexican Reporters (TotalProSports) Hottest Ranking WAGs (BleacherReport) Awesome Sofas for Geeks (Walyou) Georgia G Hula Hooping Hotness (DJMick) The Most Sty…

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25 Karate Fail Videos

25 Karate Fail Videos

  Karate is not a sport for the unathletic. But that doesn’t stop horribly uncoordinated idiots from giving it a shot anyway. The results are often disastrous and even more often completely hilarious.   Here are 25 people who have e…

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How the Hell do you Sell Toilet Paper?

How the Hell do you Sell Toilet Paper?

Around the world there are probably hundreds of different brands of toilet paper and most of us only stop to think about toilet paper those 8 times a day when we’re sitting on the can and we need it. When you’re out of it, it’s a…

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Ines Sainz Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Ines Sainz is one of Mexico’s hottest reporters who recently got sexually harassed by the New York Jets players that has sparked a nation wide scandal.  But apparently she’s accepted coach Woody …

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He Wants His Baby Backs

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  Jackass 3D Contest! (WonderHowTo)   Sexy Mexican Reporters (TotalProSports)   Captain America in WWII! (WildAmmo)   Bears Fans Need to Be Patient (NQTC)   Wonderfully Offensive Billboards (IAmBored)   Princess Leia v…

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The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

For those of you who don’t read crappy British tabloids, the Daily Mail is reporting that scientists at the Georgia Institute of Technology are developing robots that can "deceive humans and even hide from their enemies." I found th…

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6 Threats to San Luis Obispo (Once They Destroy PedoBear)

6 Threats to San Luis Obispo (Once They Destroy PedoBear)

Internetters under 18, beware, Pedobear is loose in San Luis Obispo, California and he may not be quite as retarded as local law enforcement. If that’s the case, the town may be doomed to fall into a 4chanian fugue state of terror and mayhem…

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Big Ass Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs. Kim Kardashian

Big Ass Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs. Kim Kardashian

  The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards happened last night. As usual, controversy abounds. But this time, it’s not the result of Kanye West’s typical shenanigans. No, this time around, it’s a debate about ass.   Specifically,…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

If you don’t know how this works, allow us to explain: first, you get yourself a random word from a random word generator. Then, you get yourself a couple of words from a random curse word generator. You mash the two together, plug them in to…

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It’s The Chin Strap

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  The Weirdest Penalty Kick You’ve Seen (TotalProSports) The Best Wardrobe Malfunctions in Sports (BleacherReport) Joanna Lundback Hotness (DJMick) Six Man Boner Landmarks (TheSmokingJacket) Street Fighter vs Wu Tang Clan (Heavy) Behold …

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