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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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10 Protest Signs if the Ground Zero Mosque Wasn’t an Issue

10 Protest Signs if the Ground Zero Mosque Wasn’t an Issue

  Everyone’s panties are in a bunch over the proposed mosque (which isn’t a mosque) being built at the site of the World trade Center (which is a couple blocks from the actual site) so that means it’s time to break out the ma…

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Maggie Q Pictures

Maggie-Q-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Maggie Q is a Hawaiian actress best known for her role in Live Free or Die Hard as Tim Olyphant’s hot, badass girl.  She’s no stranger to the taco, but with her being the star of the n…

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At Least I’ll Have My MASTERS IN COMMUNICATION!

At Least I’ll Have My MASTERS IN COMMUNICATION!

Phil Davison Crazy Campaign Speech – Watch more Funny Videos   The Manliest Manly Performances In History (ModernMan)   Madden Football: Better Than NFL (TotalProSports)   Crime Scene: Please Step Back (WildAmmo)   Bears Fa…

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This Ain’t Your Father’s Elks Lodge, B*tch

This Ain’t Your Father’s Elks Lodge, B*tch

So, you think you know what the Elks are all about? You think were just a bunch of stuffy old men sitting around, playing cards, talking about "the good old days" while we wait to die? Well think again, asshole! This Elks Lodge kicks so m…

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Holy Taco’s 2010 NFL All-Criminal Team

Holy Taco’s 2010 NFL All-Criminal Team

Criminals are to the NFL as crabs are to prostitutes. It would be impossible to have one without the other. As it is, they are both unfortunate but unavoidable byproducts of two favorite all-American pastimes: football and transactional fornication…

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Power Digger Buried

Power Digger Buried

Holy Taco would like to take a moment to extend our condolences to the family of Miles “DrF33lG00d” Grant, a Digg user we used to work with who tragically died this past week.

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Resolved Questions: What Does Pee or Poo Taste Like?

Resolved Questions: What Does Pee or Poo Taste Like?

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Aoife. Aoife writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “are you parents related by blood….”

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Yes, This is Happening

Yes, This is Happening

Walking With Precision – Watch more Funny Videos    NASCAR Taser Fight! (TotalProSports)   The Best Cheerleader Calenders (BleacherReport)   12 Awesome Speaker Designs (Walyou)   Kelly Brook Looking Boobtastic as Ever …

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Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints – Who Has the Hotter Cheerleaders?

Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints – Who Has the Hotter Cheerleaders?

  Finally, the preseason nonsense is over. The NFL is back. Things kickoff tonight with a highly anticipated rematch of last year’s NFC Championship game in which Brett Favre cemented his legacy of being that guy who throws interceptions…

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Holy Taco Reviews Diabetic Piss Whiskey

Holy Taco Reviews Diabetic Piss Whiskey

Last week, word hit the street that James Gilpin, a raving mad Englishman, had begun distilling whiskey made from the piss of diabetics. Why? There is no known reason. He may have some cock and bull story about the amount of sugar excreted by di…

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Alina Kravchenko Pictures

Alina-Kravchenko-Pictures

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Alina Kravchenko is a Ukrainian Model/Student who has seemed to want to put studies before modeling so that she will become financially more stable.  Models must not realize how much they can make…as m…

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