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Amber Heard Pictures

Amber-Heard-Pictures

    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

Things We Learned at the 2010 Fan Expo

If you tuned in Monday, you saw that managing editor Ian Fortey and a team of highly train and nubile young photographers recently attended Toronto’s Fan Expo, a massive geek fiesta that featured guests like William Shatner, Lance Henrikson, …

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Jung Yuri Pictures

Jung-Yuri-Pictures

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Jung Yuri was Koreas Top Model last year, and basically embodies everything hot in a hot Korean girl.  Now all she needs to do is win a couple Starcraft matches and she will be the Queen of Seoul.   Poi…

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Pure Awesomeness Needs No Subtitles

Pure Awesomeness Needs No Subtitles

  Honoring the Hottest Female College Sports Fans (TotalProSports)   10 Ways to Kill Time Until NFL Football Starts (Guyism)   Half-Naked Girls on a Space Hopper (GorillaMask)   High Art: Star Wars Style (

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Why You Should Be Afraid of Government Spy Satellites

Why You Should Be Afraid of Government Spy Satellites

Stop what you’re doing. You just got had by the government and now, somewhere in Langley, there’s a dude doing what you were just doing watching you do it. If all that’s too coy for you, Holy Taco is going on record, right now, …

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Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

Switzerland has long been home to extremely pale people, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, doing nothing during war time, and a crazy obsession with peace that we in the states can’t seem to understand. But now the Swiss have something else that they…

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An Open Letter to the Makers of K-Y “Yours and Mine Sex Lube

An Open Letter to the Makers of K-Y “Yours and Mine Sex Lube

To Whom It May Concern, On the night of Sunday, August 22, 2010, I purchased a box of K-Y® YOURS+MINE® couples lubricant at a local drug store for $21.64. I do not purchase lubricants on a regular basis, so I don’t know the going rat…

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Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness: Manscaping

Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness: Manscaping

Being a man used to be all about having a pubic bush that, if set ablaze, would not only burn for weeks as helicopters circled it, but would make bearded men wandering deserts stop to talk to it. Having a thicket of hair coating your body from ankl…

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Nothing Better Than Stupid People Getting Face Smashed

Nothing Better Than Stupid People Getting Face Smashed

Shopping Cart Fail – Watch more Funny Videos Now This Is A Goal Line Stand! (TotalProSports) 8 Awesome Videos of Crazy Old People Dancing (Maxim) How the Chicago Blackhawks Spent Time With the Stanley Cup (BleacherReport) Evilchili Teaches Yo…

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25 Mascot Fail Videos

25 Mascot Fail Videos

Mascots are a crucial element of team spirit. Also, 9 times out of 10 they are probably felons you shouldn’t allow near your children. Anyway, here’s a gallery of mascots sucking hard.   Mascot Face Plant – Watch more Funny…

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Christina Hendricks’ Boobs Own Hollywood

Christina Hendricks’ Boobs Own Hollywood

Thanks to the Emmy Awards, we’ve all been once again reminded that TV exists in 2010 to showcase Christina Hendricks’ boobs. They’re on TV and they have a girl behind them all the time. That is awesome. But scienticians assure …

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Ashley Gellar Pictures

Ashley-Gellar-Pictures

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Ashley Gellar may not be as well known as Alessandra Ambrosio or Gisele Bundchen, but my god is she hot.  Winning numerous bikini awards for her outstanding look in a thong, she’s earned herself a care…

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