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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Justin Bieber Hit In Face With Water Bottle. Finally.

Justin Bieber Hit In Face With Water Bottle. Finally.

  We’re going to start off this post by doing something we usually do a day or two after a post, and usually after said post has totally offended everyone of a certain ethnicity or religion. We want to say that we’re sorry. We&rsquo…

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Rejected Weezer Album Covers

Rejected Weezer Album Covers

After their last album’s cover depicted a dog soaring through the air of a living room, Weezer is following that triumphant display of randomness by titling their next album “Hurley,” and by devoting every square-inch of the cover…

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Aliens 5: De-Resurrection The Unseen Script

Aliens 5: De-Resurrection The Unseen Script

Holy Taco staffers are a wily bunch, which is to say we’re sponsored by an anonymous pharmaceutical giant from whom we scored a case of chloroform and that, in turn has resulted in us getting our hands on a lot of really rare stuff in the las…

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It’s Climbin’ on yo Wife, Snatchin yo People Up

It’s Climbin’ on yo Wife, Snatchin yo People Up

Deer Mounts Woman – Watch more Funny Videos   Mila Kunis Hotness (Maxim) Fake Headbutt Double KO (TotalProSports) Brett Favre and Jenn Sterger (BleacherReport) Princess Leia Slave bikini x 10! (collegehumor) Best 404 Ever (BuzzFeed) Danie…

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25 Videos of Fans Running Onto the Field at Sporting Events

25 Videos of Fans Running Onto the Field at Sporting Events

  It seems like people are never going to grow tired of running onto the field and making themselves look like complete idiots at sporting events. Even these days when it can end in being tasered, people still do it all the time. It’s pr…

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3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection

3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection

As an internet comedy writer, it goes without saying that I’ve dealt with my share of rejection.  Here’s where a lesser man would toss in a joke about being rejected by women but I won’t do that for two reasons.  One, I …

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MILF Monday: Melissa Rycroft

Melissa-Rycroft

  Where You’ve Seen Her: Melissa Rycroft is known for many things; from ’07 to ’08 she was a Cowboys Cheeleader which gained her much notoriety and made a guest appearance on Dancing With The Stars that recieved enormous appr…

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Sunday Comics

Sunday Comics

It’s Sunday again, and that means it’s time for Sunday comics!  Ha ha, delightfully inappropriate!

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25 Unfortunate Bathing Suits

25 Unfortunate Bathing Suits

Summer is winding to a close and that means your chances to go to the beach and see monstrosities like these are becoming less and less.  

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25 Skanky Animals

25 Skanky Animals

You may not have noticed, but the internet seems to be wall-to-wall smut most days.  And it’s not just human-folk tramping it up, oh no.  Animals are just as nasty.  

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Coming out Now Due to Popular Demand

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  Hot Surfer Girls Gallery (TotalProSports)   The Most Elaborate Pot Smoking Operation (WildAmmo)   Big Things In Small Packages (NQTC)   Kick Ass on DVD! (Break)   Bathroom Contractor Fail (IAmBored)    Panda Esc…

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