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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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BREAKING NEWS: Nuclear Mouse On The Loose In Washington State!

BREAKING NEWS: Nuclear Mouse On The Loose In Washington State!

…and Mr. Robinson later thanked the squirrel for having the wherewithal to dial 9-1-1, even after she had berated the cute rodent with racial slurs that were in no way applicable to the squirrel species.  What a humble and forgiving lit…

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Unless It’s Their Mustaches

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  The Greatest Beer Commercials Ever Made (Coed) Crime in Sports Infographic (TotalProSports) If Animals We’re As Obese As Humans (WildAmmo) Hollywoods Best Car Chases (TheSmokingJacket) Amazing Life-Altering Keyboards (TheDailyWhat) The…

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25 Girls In Body Paint

25 Girls In Body Paint

    Ladies are all about outfits and accessorizing and all that when it should be obvious from this gallery that the best thing you can wear is a layer of paint.  It’s the new black.  

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6 Types of Zombies on The Walking Dead (So Far)

6 Types of Zombies on The Walking Dead (So Far)

The Walking Dead is to television what the Fleshlight was to wanking, an answer to a question that had never really been vocalized, yet asked in an unconscious way for so many years. And while in the case of wanking the question was often “i…

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Kristy Swanson Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Kristy Swanson was in two of the 90s greatest movies — ‘The Chase’ with Charlie Sheen, and ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ with PeeWee Herman.  And now consequently ‘…

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It Make Glorious Benefit For Peoples of Town

It Make Glorious Benefit For Peoples of Town

Meanwhile… Back In Kazakhstan – Watch more Funny Videos    Sexy Thanksgiving Turkey Shoot (Coed)   Tracy Porters Hilarious Family Guy Cut (TotalProSports)   Hot Nerd of the Day (TheDailyWhat)   Todays Olivia Wild…

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The Audible Monologue of a 63-Year-Old Woman Watching ‘The Walking Dead’ for the First Time

The Audible Monologue of a 63-Year-Old Woman Watching ‘The Walking Dead’ for the First Time

What’s this show about? Zombies? I don’t think I like that. The only thing I ever saw with zombies was that comedy. It had Woody Harrelson and some young actor. At one point they showed up at Chevy Chase’s house. No, I’m pre…

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7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

Poor Brad Childress. Last year, he was one game away from the Super Bowl. Today, he’s sitting with Wade Phillips in the unemployment line. But I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should chuck those lemons right at life’s head…

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Protect Your Junk From The Peering Eyes of the TSA With Metal Underwear

Protect Your Junk From The Peering Eyes of the TSA With Metal Underwear

Internet forum boards and comment sections have been aflutter recently as the TSA has made it their mission to make sure you’re not hiding a bomb in your nutsack or a nuke under your boobs.  Some say these invasive pat-downs are too much…

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Hottest Fail of the Day

Hottest Fail of the Day

Flex Arm Hang Fail – Watch more Funny Videos     The Sexiest MMA Ring Girls Out There (Coed) If Cyclops Played Golf (TotalProSports) Russian Cat vs. Scaredy Cats (TheDailyWhat) The Best Fan Made Trailers Ever (TheSmokingJacket) The 5…

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25 Totally Unsexy Make Out Pics

25 Totally Unsexy Make Out Pics

  If you’re like us, you were super stoked when you went to your first make out party in your mid 20′s and you were all ready to mack on some sweet honies and maybe see some bared ankle.  Then when you got there it was just du…

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