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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Resolved Questions: Heavy Computer

Resolved Questions: Heavy Computer

  Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Cookies. Cookies writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “hahahahahaha”  

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How Big is the Monster Star?

How Big is the Monster Star?

  The English have discovered more than just Spice Girls and bangers and mash by identifying the biggest damn star in the universe. It’s up to 320 times the size of our sun and is known by the sexy name R136a1, which was actually Prince&…

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25 Bike Fail Videos

25 Bike Fail Videos

  If there is one thing we love here at Holy Taco it’s watching people in worse predicaments than we’re in.  And we are usually in some pretty deep shit from day to day, so it takes a lot.  But generally, seeing some fly …

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11 Rejected Ramona and Beezus Movie Titles

11 Rejected Ramona and Beezus Movie Titles

Tween girl opus Ramona and Beezus opens this Friday and obviously Holy Taco staff have been in line for the last month for tickets.  For those who don’t know, the movie is based on a book by Beverly Cleary, who we hear is a lady who writ…

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Nicole Richie Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Nicole Richie is a slightly better person than Paris Hilton now.  Why you ask?  Because she’s coming out with a second book.  That’s right, SECOND book.  And it’s called̷…

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This is a Wedding to Remeblaaaahhhhhhgod!

This is a Wedding to Remeblaaaahhhhhhgod!

Woman Pukes On Herself At Wedding – Watch more Funny Videos    Sports Babes and their Camel Toe (TotalProSports)   Cubs and Bulls in Different Paths (NQTC)   Nikita Esco Could Get it (HMJ)   When A Girl BackStabs (IAmB…

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Paleness: The Bane Of An Interneter’s Existence

Paleness: The Bane Of An Interneter’s Existence

Do you love visiting websites and playing online games but wish your complexion was at least one notch above that of a vampire? Oh, don’t we all. We at Holy Taco fight this battle every day. The outside world has little to offer us nowadays. …

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8 Crocheted Hats That Are Less Lame Than M Night Shyamalan

8 Crocheted Hats That Are Less Lame Than M Night Shyamalan

The teaser for the Shyamalan-produced movie Devil premiered with Inception this past week.  Nationwide, audiences spontaneously broke out in boos and snickers (possibly the laughter and the candy) at the mere sight of his name, finally confirmi…

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Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck.  And what …

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Wait for it…Wait For it…

Wait for it…Wait For it…

Dude Wipes Out After Friend Treadmills – Watch more Funny Videos  Cats Love Hockey (TotalProSports) Hot Girls Who Don’t Deserve The Press (BleacherReport) Pug Yells ‘Batman!’ (BuzzFeed) Nadia Kiss…Hottest Name Ever…

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25 Videos of People Getting Tasered

25 Videos of People Getting Tasered

  Don’t tase me bro!!!!  Those four words will forever be a part of internet legend.  Also internet legend, videos of people getting tased.  Let’s watch some legends in action.  

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