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Amber Heard Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Heard got her start as one of the stars on the hit movie ‘Friday Night Lights’.  But now, she’s recently admitted to being a lesbian, which puts her on a whole new tier of …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. Thi…

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Lizzy Caplan Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her: Lizzy Caplan is one of the stars of True Blood, which just went into its third season.  Like most other female stars on the show, Lizzy gets nude, and she looks great naked, so check it out.  …

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World of West Virginia

World of West Virginia

WOW Gangsta Threatens Ex-Guildies – Watch more Funny Videos   Larissa Riquelme Will Run Naked if Paraguay Wins (TotalProSports)    No James No Bosh (NQTC)   Nikita Esco Could Get It (HMJ)   Someone Got Angry (WildAmmo)…

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6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

This is a guest article by Paul K Pickett, who removed his junk on a dare last year.  Sorry, dude. Every day, worldwide, thousands of penis jokes are made. Every second, you can count on at least one guy, somewhere, placing an object of some …

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25 Videos of Things That Bounce

25 Videos of Things That Bounce

 BOI-O-OING Boobs Bouncing Slow Motion – Watch more Funny Videos

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Resolved Questions: Sexual Time Travel

Resolved Questions: Sexual Time Travel

Today’s question comes to us via Yahoo! Answers user Ryan B. Ryan B asks: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “wow you must have been banging at the speed of light”

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5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

Embarrassment is our stock and trade around here due to an unlucky lot in life. Deranged parenting, hormone issues and genitals that have more than once been mistaken for novelty items has ensured that any number of typically mundane situations ha…

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4th of July Pre-Party

4th of July Pre-Party

Rockets On Head, Crotch, and Toes – Watch more Funny Videos     Todays Gruesome Ankle Break (TotalProSports)    Hot French Girls are the Best (BleacherReport)   The Best Insults of All Time (BuzzFeed)   Miranda Ke…

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This New Toy Story Really Is More Mature

This New Toy Story Really Is More Mature

Larissa Riquelme Pictures

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    Where You’ve Seen Her:  Unless you’ve been a carboard box buried underground, there’s no way that you haven’t heard of Larissa Riquelme by now.  She’s Paraguays hottest soccer fan (I say hot…

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The Business Card Template Put To Good Use

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    Larissa Riquelme will Run Naked is Paraguay Wins (TotalProSports)   No James No Bosh (NQTC)   Flick Looter Gets Owned (HMJ)    Women Are So Sexist (IAmBored)   Wendy Combattente Hotness (GorillaMask)   Ne…

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