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What Am I Doing Up This Early?

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by Jim Tews

Seriously, why am I awake this early? There’s no reason for it. The sun hasn’t even come up. I’ve jolted my body out of its comfortable, natural state of slumber using one alarm clock with the most piercing, irritating sound known…

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Church Camp Sound Lame? How About Atheist Camp!

posted 07/29/2011
by Jim Tews

No matter how into Jesus you are at age thirteen, you’re probably way more into things like the opposite sex and having a great summer. So going to sleep away camp sounds like a dream come true. But if it’s Church camp, Jesus is going t…

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If I Die, Bury Me In Taiwan. So That Strippers Can Help My Loved Ones Mourn My Loss

posted 07/11/2011
by Jim Tews

What? Why? What American man would want to be buried in Taiwan? This one would. Because Taiwanese people know how to mourn — with a truck full of strippers. It only makes complete and perfect sense. Because nothing makes me forget about death…

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Chedda’s Bling Blog

posted 12/19/2008
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Until today, I had never clicked on a google ad in my entire life. Then, I saw this ad: I saw this ad and thought "You are God damned right I want to know how Chedda gets Cheddar." So I clicked. Below is wh…

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