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25 Celebrities With Whom You Can Go on a Cruise

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Nothing beats a cruise – stuck at sea for days at a time with $20 beers, screaming kids and the ever present threat of the Kraken. But it’s all worthwhile if you shell out the bucks to cruise with your favorite celebrity! Assuming you…

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Come Aboard The Vampire Cruise Setting Sail Next June!

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Are you a pasty wannabe vampire looking for some R&R? Do you enjoy washing down a meal of B- blood with a chilly daiquiri? Do you often pretend that the sun scorches your flesh every time you exit a building? If you answered yes to any of the …

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Funny Fishing Bloopers

Funny Fishing Bloopers

  As a kid in Tennessee, I grew up watching Bill Dance’s fishing show on The Nashville Network every Sunday morning. The show was always really boring and nothing exciting ever happened. I’m not even sure why I watched it, but I…

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25 Hot Girls Fishing

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Summer is upon us, and there’s no better time for women to go out, cast a line, and finally catch something other than crabs.  

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25 Sexy Girls on a Boat Pics

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They’re on a boat. They’re on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin’ boat.  

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Our Thoughts on The Disappearing Russian Cargo Ship

Our Thoughts on The Disappearing Russian Cargo Ship

    We’re pretty into conspiracy theories.  We’re not experts, but we used to watch X-Files sometimes, we constantly have the Unsolved Mysteries theme song stuck in our head, and we remember liking the movie Conspiracy T…

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For All Your Walrus-On-Lion Porn Fetishes

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