If you're anything like us, you've raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there's a good chance that you've heard almost every sex excuse in the book. But have you ever thought about what...
Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if you should fap to it:
God dammit. This clip on tie is not staying put at all. It's alright, don't get caught up in the details. Just try to enjoy the experience. I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That's pretty awesome. Sure, she's a little bit pudgy and she has...
Okay, I got a Battletoads action figure, and I looked at some sweet Hellboy t-shirts that I couldn't afford, but they were still awesome. The only thing left on my Comic-Con wish list is to meet #1 Nerd Fantasy Babe Olivia Munn. This Attack of the Show panel just ended, so...
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like if it would be more worse to have a boner all the time, or to never be able to have a boner at all. Here's what it sounds like when we do...
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