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An Analysis of Glamour.com’s “10 Common Phrases That Turn Him On”

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There’s no shortage of websites and magazines that claim to hold the secrets to great sex or a better love life or how to make your broken, spiteful relationship with your meth dealer look as enchanting as the cover of a Fabio romance novel. Glamou…

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How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

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In my formative years I spent a lot of time cultivating my future jaded persona and, towards that end, I opted to not date girls and, in fact, as a sort of madman’s game of psychological solitaire, I managed to persuade girls through non verbal sig…

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The Inner Monologue of an Unwanted Erection

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Man, I’m tired. Been sleeping all day. What time is it? One? Is that am or…nope, pm. One in the afternoon. Looks like I’m at work, too. Awesome, not like I have better places to be than trapped behind a wall of cotton-poly in a room fu…

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I Shouldn’t Have Take Those Gundam Viagra Pills!

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What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

If you’re anything like us, you’ve raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there’s a good chance that you’ve heard almost every sex excuse in the book. But have you ever thought about what all those…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something.  That’s why we’ve created…

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Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

God dammit.  This clip on tie is not staying put at all.  It’s alright, don’t get caught up in the details.  Just try to enjoy the experience.  I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance.  That’s p…

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We’ve All Been There Before

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Basketball Player vs Fan — Filipino Style (TotalProSports)   Eating Tips For Football Season (MadeMan)   Nascar Fan Crime Spree Continues (AllLeftTurns)   Spike Jonze And Kanye’s Fairy Tale (ScreenJunkies)   Trailer S…

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

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Ferrari Drivers Have Parking Immunity (TotalProSports)   How to Hide an Office Hangover (TheMinimumRage)   Beer Babes From Oktoberfest (Coed)   Anna Friel Likes Breakfast Nude (TheDailyFix)   Stephanie Rotuna Is HOT (GorillaMask)…

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Inner Monologue of a Nerd Getting Kicked Out of Comic-Con

Inner Monologue of a Nerd Getting Kicked Out of Comic-Con

Okay, I got a Battletoads action figure, and I looked at some sweet Hellboy t-shirts that I couldn’t afford, but they were still awesome.  The only thing left on my Comic-Con wish list is to meet #1 Nerd Fantasy Babe Olivia Munn.  &n…

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