I can’t decide how I feel about Christina Ricci. On one hand she’s thin, she has nice cheekbones and she’s a pretty good actor. On the other, she’s a dwarf who can sometimes look like a 75-year old hobbit. Tell me which side of the Ricci fence you’re on. Also, see an uncensored photo of her tattoo here. Also, one time a monkey attacked her boob.
Photos courtesy of egotastic.com
Finally, some irrefutable evidence of evolution. According to celebritysmackblog.com an amorous ape had a little too much fun with one of Christina Ricci’s funbags:
Christina Ricci says she was already afraid of monkeys before being attacked by one on the set of her latest movie, Penelope.
The chimpanzee, Chim Chim, grabbed hold of the actresses boob and refused to let go.
She explains, “I’m afraid of monkeys but I had decided not to be afraid of this monkey because no one else is. ‘Everyone else thinks he’s awesome so just be cool.’
“It’s the first day of shooting and I have this kitchen scene where I’m sitting down and the monkey is sitting right next to me. Of course it freaks out during the take and grabs my left breast and will not let go, and he’s so strong. I’m thinking, ‘This thing is gonna rip it’s hand away and I will no longer have a boob there!’
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