When you go to a website called WeirdAsianNews.com, you’re just asking for it. So, from WeirdAsianNews.com:
Serena Kozakura, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.
The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.
“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.
Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.
I think we can all sleep a little better knowing that justice was done in Japan. Thanks to Ashley for the tip.
Is this the third time I’ve posted Denise Milani in the last month? Yes. Do you have a problem with it? No. Is it possible to be “addicted to breasts”? I hope so.
Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “award” comes in. But “fearless”? I just don’t see it…Wait, nevermind. Why the hell am I even talking about this? It’s the stupidest award I’ve ever heard of in my entire life (and I won the “I Can Put My Feces On Anything” award in first grade. OK, I was in Grad School.) Anywho, Carmen Electra was there and here’s photos of her boobs.
I’ve never sat down to watch a ping pong match in my entire life. But I’ve watched this mildly overweight girl play with ping pong balls at least six times, and I’m not ready to turn it off just yet. Whoever is president of the official Ping Pong Association should take note and make a few rule changes to your pathetic sport. Thanks to GorillaMask.net for the find.
I used to think babies were disgusting little slimy things that were either shitting or snotting or puking. But after seeing the affect they have on Christina Aguilera’s mid-section, I’ve really come around to the idea of having a little one. In fact, I’m going to go out and see how many girls I can get pregnant right now.
The Golden Globes didn’t happen, so I thought Holy Taco should pick up the slack and give you a golden globe gallery that you’d really want to see. There’s no red carpet pics here, just photos of girls with large breasts. Some are of celebrities and some are just your average everyday breast-next-door. If only Joan Rivers were here to critique them all. See tons more after the jump.
I have no idea who Gemma Atkinson is, but apparently she took off her shirt and helped celebrate something called Ultimo the other day. I have no idea if Ultimo is a store or a fashion line or a type of ball. And I don’t care.
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