Today is Mardis Gras Day, or “Fat Tuesday” in case you didn’t know. That’s the holiday about boobs. At least, that’s how most people know of it. There’s also donuts involved in some cultures. That sounds perfect.…
Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “aw…
I’ve never sat down to watch a ping pong match in my entire life. But I’ve watched this mildly overweight girl play with ping pong balls at least six times, and I’m not ready to turn it off just yet. Whoever is president of the of…
The Golden Globes didn’t happen, so I thought Holy Taco should pick up the slack and give you a golden globe gallery that you’d really want to see. There’s no red carpet pics here, just photos of girls with large breasts. Some are…
I used to think babies were disgusting little slimy things that were either shitting or snotting or puking. But after seeing the affect they have on Christina Aguilera‘s mid-section, I’ve really come around to the idea of having a littl…
I have no idea who Gemma Atkinson is, but apparently she took off her shirt and helped celebrate something called Ultimo the other day. I have no idea if Ultimo is a store or a fashion line or a type of ball. And I don’t care.