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A Factual Explanation of Fat Tuesday

MardisGras

Today is Mardis Gras Day, or “Fat Tuesday” in case you didn’t know. That’s the holiday about boobs. At least, that’s how most people know of it. There’s also donuts involved in some cultures. That sounds perfect.…

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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Honors John Mayer

Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Honors John Mayer

Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “aw…

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The Future Of Ping Pong Includes Breasts

The Future Of Ping Pong Includes Breasts

I’ve never sat down to watch a ping pong match in my entire life. But I’ve watched this mildly overweight girl play with ping pong balls at least six times, and I’m not ready to turn it off just yet. Whoever is president of the of…

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HolyTaco’s Tribute To The Golden Globes

HolyTaco’s Tribute To The Golden Globes

The Golden Globes didn’t happen, so I thought Holy Taco should pick up the slack and give you a golden globe gallery that you’d really want to see. There’s no red carpet pics here, just photos of girls with large breasts. Some are…

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Christina Aguilera Has Two Enormous Baby Bags

Christina Aguilera Has Two Enormous Baby Bags

I used to think babies were disgusting little slimy things that were either shitting or snotting or puking. But after seeing the affect they have on Christina Aguilera‘s mid-section, I’ve really come around to the idea of having a littl…

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I Don’t Know Gemma Atkinson, but I Do Know Boobs

I Don’t Know Gemma Atkinson, but I Do Know Boobs

I have no idea who Gemma Atkinson is, but apparently she took off her shirt and helped celebrate something called Ultimo the other day. I have no idea if Ultimo is a store or a fashion line or a type of ball. And I don’t care.               

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