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When Boobs Go Bad

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Any man on Earth with an interest in boobs (gay guys, go have a smoothie) can confirm that, at some point in time, in a conversation with a woman, you’ll be challenged with the spurious and confused notion that men just love boobs.

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Holy Taco Looks at Areolas

Holy Taco Looks at Areolas

We run a tight ship up in this bitch. We keep it clean and scholarly and relevant to today’s modern literati. You come to Holy Taco to learn, not to be inundated with internet detritus like your ebays and megapixels and bosoms. But is tha…

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25 Videos of Things That Bounce

25 Videos of Things That Bounce

 BOI-O-OING Boobs Bouncing Slow Motion – Watch more Funny Videos

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Holy Taco Gets Unnecessarily Philosophical About Cleavage

Holy Taco Gets Unnecessarily Philosophical About Cleavage

We’re feeling particularly randy today, so we’re going to talk about the most intellectually stimulating thing our penises can think of: boobs. Specifically, cleavage. Cleavage is a strange phenomenon, as simply flashing a nice che…

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25 Girls With Hand Bras

25 Girls With Hand Bras

We had to look at hudreds and hundreds of these pictures to find the best ones for our readers. So you’re welcome.  

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The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

By Jonny Svarzbein Every guy loves hot chicks, and every guy also loves video games. So what happens when you combine a guy’s two favorite things? You come up with the 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games:   Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark &n…

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Hola. Mi Llamo Es “The Guy Who’s Gonna Bone You Later”. Como Estas?

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Sammie Pennington is HOT (Gorillamask)   5 Books You Shouldn’t Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)   100 Pics to Take Before You Die (AskMen)   Kristen Bell is Ugly (FilmDrunk)   Kate Hudson’s Boobs (TheFrisky)   …

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Dana Lemor Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Dana Lemor is a relatively unknown model, but she did pose in playboy which is pretty significant.  She’s also the spokesperson for the Pinchrobe clothing line, which basically means she’s best k…

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She Looks Like She Has To Pee….HOT!

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Drunken Argument Friday: Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs

Drunken Argument Friday: Real Boobs vs. Fake Boobs

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like what’s better: real boobs or fake boobs? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument Th…

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That Blue Really Brings Out Your Tits

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