There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to...
So I didn't really give a crap when I first heard that the kid from Lord of the Flies might be banging Sienna Miller. I figured she's too in love with the kooky, but lovable guy from Notting Hill (yes, my girl made me watch it, in exchange...
Time for a little anatomy lesson. And since I'm no Mr. Wizard, I'm going to keep this simple:
Babies need milk. Jennifer Lopez has two babies. Jennifer Lopez has to store the milk for her two babies somewhere. Jennifer Lopez has two boobs. Jennifer Lopez stores the baby milk in her...
When you go to a website called WeirdAsianNews.com, you're just asking for it. So, from WeirdAsianNews.com:
Serena Kozakura, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.
The bikini model was...
Is this the third time I've posted Denise Milani in the last month? Yes. Do you have a problem with it? No. Is it possible to be "addicted to breasts"? I hope so.
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Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their "Fun Fearless Man of the Year" last night. And while I don't like John's music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the "fun" part of the "award" comes in. But "fearless"? I just don't see...
I've never sat down to watch a ping pong match in my entire life. But I've watched this mildly overweight girl play with ping pong balls at least six times, and I'm not ready to turn it off just yet. Whoever is president of the official Ping Pong Association should...
The Golden Globes didn’t happen, so I thought Holy Taco should pick up the slack and give you a golden globe gallery that you’d really want to see. There’s no red carpet pics here, just photos of girls with large breasts. Some are of celebrities and some are just your...
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