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Fred Stoller’s My Seinfeld Year: A Review

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You know who Fred Stoller is. You may not have known you knew, but you know. He’s been in just short of everything as that kind of vaguely depressed sounding schmucky guy – Dumb and Dumber, the Sarah Silverman Program, Wizards of Waver…

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Malcolm Brenner Had A Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin, Then Wrote A Book About It

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  Malcolm Brenner is just like any other guy, in that he let a dolphin hump him regularly over the course of 9-months and derived great pleasure from it, and then, on top of that, wrote a book about it titled “Wet Goddess”, which sounds like t…

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Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Justin Bieber is releasing an autobiography at some point in the future in which he will reach all the way back in to the long and storied annals of his life and career to tell us tales about his early days as a molecule of jizz and how his life&rs…

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How To Read A Book

How To Read A Book

Man, with all this internet stuff nowadays, DVR’s recording all the shows that we want to watch, and all of those video games I want to play, it’s getting harder and harder to sit down with a good book and indulge in the craft and beaut…

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This is Why Kids are Such Perverts

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The 20 Best Shit My Dad Says Quotes

The 20 Best Shit My Dad Says Quotes

Former Holy Taco editor Justin Halpern’s book Shit My Dad Says comes out today, and in honor of this momentus occasion we’ve chosen our 20 favorite Shit My Dad Says tweets. You can get the book online (somehow there are already 2 used co…

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OMFG! An OMFG Book!

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Is That a Pumpkin at the Bottom?

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8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

These days, celebrities are writing autobiographies as often as they’re getting DUI’s.  The problem is that most of these celebrity autobiographies are boring and stupid. Here are 8 celebrity autobiographies that we would probably r…

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Bear Houses Have Thin Walls

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12 Pics of Jaimee Grubbs – Tiger’s Hot Affair (TotalProSports) Cool De-classified CIA tips (MadeMan) We Want Nicole Manske In A Beginning (AllLeftTurns)   Movie Heists Gone Awry (ScreenJunkies)   Josh Koscheck’s Revenge W…

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“There, Now We Both Have Wood.”

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Lisa Guerreros Boobs Aren’t Safe In Hotels (TotalProSports)   How To Hook Up With A Waitress (MadeMan)   Connie Montoya Is A Hottie (AllLeftTurns)   Celebrity Netflix Accounts Gone Wild (ScreenJunkies)   The Hottest Girls N…

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