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10 Books for the Insane

I sometimes wonder what it’s like to be insane. I don’t mean minor league insane, like my family, but big ol’ crazy insane, like people who yell at pots and pans and hear voices and maybe try to build living meat statues for the L…

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The 10 Best 1st Lines in Novels as Written by an Internet Comedian

posted 03/25/2013
by Ian Fortey

Some books are classics and resonate through time with readers. They are books you have to read if you appreciate the written word. And the first line is often what hooks you into a great book. According to the American Book Review, these are th…

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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

posted 11/28/2012
by Ian Fortey

Children’s books generally fall into one of three categories; they’re either goofy and pointless, simplistic versions of adult stories or they’re education disguised as entertainment. Nearly any kids book you can think of can be categorized in thos…

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Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

posted 04/13/2012
by Luis Prada

My biggest gripe of the show and the books so far is that Joffrey isn’t dead yet.

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25 Creepy Sex Advice Books (Mildly NSFW)

posted 11/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

We’re back to the old style galleries today, let us know what you like better! Also, here are some sex guides that probably you should never buy, or, if you do buy them, never have sex.

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10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood

posted 11/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Books are great things and it’s a shame to see what’s happened to literacy in an internet world where people will actively argue on behalf of poor grammar and spelling because it “doesn’t matter.” Don’t get angr…

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25 of the Worst Fantasy and Sci Fi Book Covers

posted 09/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

Fantasy and sci fi have often had a bad rap for being less legit than other genres. This is why.

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Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

posted 05/12/2011
by Jim Tews

Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

If you weren’t aware that Levi Johnston (the Alaskan bro who impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter) wrote a book, then we could probably be friends. Regardless of that fact, you’re all aware now so let’s move forward. Johnston&…

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Caption Contest: Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole

posted 12/14/2010
by Jame Gumb

Caption this pic for a chance to win a copy of Cornhole: Throwing Bags in a Hole. The word “cornhole” means different things to different people. For some, Cornhole (a.k.a. “Bags”) is a friendly out-door game often played at…

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7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

posted 11/12/2010
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For those of you have haven’t heard, Amazon.com has pulled "The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct," from its online store just because a couple of killjoys were offended by the title…

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8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

posted 09/07/2010
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You will not see her at the library. Today, through no fault of my own, I found myself away from home and without Internet access. Since this shit-stain of a town doesn’t have a Starbucks, I was left with the unpleasant but necessary task of …

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10 Books for the Insane

The 10 Best 1st Lines in Novels as Written by an Internet Comedian

The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

25 Creepy Sex Advice Books (Mildly NSFW)

10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood

25 of the Worst Fantasy and Sci Fi Book Covers

Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

Caption Contest: Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole

7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

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