The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World

You wouldn’t be caught dead drinking a cosmo, but all your friends will be drinking these at your funeral.

11. Irish Car Bomb
Why is it manly?: What’s manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world’s thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don’t chug it fast enough, you’ll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey’s cream.
Recipe:
3/4 pint Guinness stout
1/2 shot Bailey’s Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson Irish whiskey

10. Kentucky Tea
Why is it manly:? You can get shot in the face by an Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms federal agent just for making this cocktail.
Recipe:
1 mason jar halfway full of moonshine
Fill the jar with branch water

9. Rusty Nail
Why is it manly?: I can’t put my finger on exactly why, but there’s something oddly macho about asking your girlfriend if she would like to sip on your Rusty Nail.
Recipe:
¾ oz. scotch
¼ oz. Drambuie
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Drink Some Vodka, See Some Cock

Most advertisements are created in a way that let’s the dumbest kid in the class understand it, so it’s a nice treat when you see one that actually makes you use your brain (I needed an abacus and my calculator watch to understand this one.) New Zealand’s 42 Below Vodka uses clip art of a dude, a girl, some high heels, vodka and a rooster to enlighten you on the dangers of drinking too much. In case you haven’t figured it out, this is titled “Transvestite.”

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