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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

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Bartenders of the world come from three schools. Those who care about customers, those who don’t and those who hate them. The hateful ones are the ones that make up disgusting shots for others to try to fight their way through and no one knows why…

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A Factual Explanation of Fat Tuesday

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Today is Mardis Gras Day, or “Fat Tuesday” in case you didn’t know. That’s the holiday about boobs. At least, that’s how most people know of it. There’s also donuts involved in some cultures. That sounds perfect.…

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25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

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Officially New Years Ever is about celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another but somehow it usually ends up as just a sloppy mess with noisemakers and poor decisions. Here’s how to facilitate that.

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The Day I Met Ray Liotta

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The life of an internet comedian is a whirlwind of excitement. If you’re not at a gala dinner to support the preservation of owls whose name may include the word “tit” but not in an obscene fashion, you’re spinning hilarious quips into 140 charact…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Avoiding Cabin Fever

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If you live in a place where snow falls, you know that at least once in the coming months, you’ll be a prisoner in your own home. Scatman Crothers isn’t going to save you, but Holy Taco will! In order to avoid living out scenes from …

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Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

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If you’re like a Holy Taco editor, you desperately want the sweet, dulling relief of booze but have spent all your extra money on discount hookers and beer nuts. What’s a boy to do? Lucky for us, the good people at Spike Your Juice saved the day …

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25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

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If there’s one thing in life we can all agree on, it’s that no one wants to watch David Caruso trying to act. It’s like watching your dog try to do calculus. Ona n unrelated matter, here re some vintage alcohol ads. Huzzah!

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The 6 Manliest Drinks of All Time

The 6 Manliest Drinks of All Time

Google the manliest drinks ever and you’ll find websites that tell you a Manhattan is one of them. A Manhattan. Do you know how to make a Manhattan? You fill a shot glass with douche and Noxzema then dump it in your purse so as to not smea…

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The Holy Taco Guide to Legally Numbing the Pain

The Holy Taco Guide to Legally Numbing the Pain

Let’s face it, everyone has bad days. Some of us have far more than others. Think of the proctologist. That’s a man who looks at asses all day long. Now you may be an ass person yourself and thinking “that’s not so bad.&…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Gallagher vs. Carrot Top

Drunken Argument Friday: Gallagher vs. Carrot Top

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who’s worse: Gallagher or Carrot Top? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drunken Argument…

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The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

A Very Special Guest Article by Joe Donatelli   A good bar is filled with good people, good atmosphere, and endless opportunities for drunken debauchery. A sad bar is filled with about five or six people who sit at the bar looking as if their s…

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