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25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

Officially New Years Ever is about celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another but somehow it usually ends up as just a sloppy mess with noisemakers and poor decisions. Here’s how to facilitate that.

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The Day I Met Ray Liotta

posted 10/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

The life of an internet comedian is a whirlwind of excitement. If you’re not at a gala dinner to support the preservation of owls whose name may include the word “tit” but not in an obscene fashion, you’re spinning hilarious quips into 140 charact…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Avoiding Cabin Fever

posted 12/30/2010
by Jim Tews

If you live in a place where snow falls, you know that at least once in the coming months, you’ll be a prisoner in your own home. Scatman Crothers isn’t going to save you, but Holy Taco will! In order to avoid living out scenes from …

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Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

posted 12/27/2010
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like a Holy Taco editor, you desperately want the sweet, dulling relief of booze but have spent all your extra money on discount hookers and beer nuts. What’s a boy to do? Lucky for us, the good people at Spike Your Juice saved the day …

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25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

posted 12/16/2010
by Ian Fortey

If there’s one thing in life we can all agree on, it’s that no one wants to watch David Caruso trying to act. It’s like watching your dog try to do calculus. Ona n unrelated matter, here re some vintage alcohol ads. Huzzah!

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The 6 Manliest Drinks of All Time

posted 07/29/2010
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Google the manliest drinks ever and you’ll find websites that tell you a Manhattan is one of them. A Manhattan. Do you know how to make a Manhattan? You fill a shot glass with douche and Noxzema then dump it in your purse so as to not smea…

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The Holy Taco Guide to Legally Numbing the Pain

posted 06/15/2010
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Let’s face it, everyone has bad days. Some of us have far more than others. Think of the proctologist. That’s a man who looks at asses all day long. Now you may be an ass person yourself and thinking “that’s not so bad.&…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Gallagher vs. Carrot Top

posted 03/26/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who’s worse: Gallagher or Carrot Top? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument…

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The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

posted 03/18/2010
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A Very Special Guest Article by Joe Donatelli A good bar is filled with good people, good atmosphere, and endless opportunities for drunken debauchery. A sad bar is filled with about five or six people who sit at the bar looking as if their s…

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Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

posted 03/01/2010
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(4:10pm) I f*ckin’ hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they’re in love? Shouldn’t we have gotten the point when you dated each other…

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

posted 12/16/2009
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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes. With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

The Day I Met Ray Liotta

Holy Taco’s Guide To Avoiding Cabin Fever

Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

The 6 Manliest Drinks of All Time

The Holy Taco Guide to Legally Numbing the Pain

Drunken Argument Friday: Gallagher vs. Carrot Top

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

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