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6 of the Worst Drinks in the World

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Bartenders of the world come from three schools. Those who care about customers, those who don’t and those who hate them. The hateful ones are the ones that make up disgusting shots for others to try to fight their way through and no one knows why…

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Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

  (4:10pm) I f*ckin’ hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they’re in love? Shouldn’t we have gotten the point when you dated each other…

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes.  With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

We know what you’re thinking: "I’m a huge Total Nonstop Action Wrestling fanatic, but Holy Taco doesn’t really cater to my needs!"  Well, that’s where you’re wrong, friends, because today we’ve got …

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Getting Old Looks Awesome

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Amanda Pogrell Is HOT (GorillaMask)   These Are Sweet Asses (Coed)   6 Star Wars Characters Who Dropped The Ball (Cracked)   2012 Will Suck (IAmBored)   Miranda Kerr’s Nude Photoshoot (DrunkenStepfather)   More From Th…

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This Is A Meal For A Man

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5 Things You Shouldn’t Do On St. Patrick’s Day

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When it comes to drinking, St. Patrick’s Day is the ultimate amateur night. Follow these five, easy steps and you’ll be able to celebrate the world’s greatest holiday the way it should be celebrated.     5. Don’t Co…

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The 10 Worst Types Of Drunks

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Alcohol is a wonderful thing, but it can also turn your friends into those people that take a fun night of drinking and turn it into a sobfest, a fight or an uncomfortable conversation. Here are the 10 worst types of drunk people.   10. MRS. &q…

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I Wish I Spoke This Language

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The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World

The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World

You wouldn’t be caught dead drinking a cosmo, but all your friends will be drinking these at your funeral.     11. Irish Car Bomb Why is it manly?: What’s manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world’s thicke…

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If Alcohol Labels Were More Realistic

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When you purchase alcohol, whether, it’s beer or liquor, it’s important you know what it says about you, and the night you may have if you drink it.  So, we decided to show you.          

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It’s Beer O’Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

It’s Beer O’Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

Win A Fully-Stocked Bar From Thrillist Our pals at Thrillist, the awesome all-you-need-to-know daily email that tells you what’s going on in your city, are giving away a fully-loaded bar full of boutique high-end booze that will get you……

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