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It’s Official: April 11th, 1954 Was The Most Boring Day Of The 20th Century

It’s Official: April 11th, 1954 Was The Most Boring Day Of The 20th Century

Have you ever found yourself wallowing in your own filth, watching crappy reality TV shows where a bunch of STD-carrying whores are pulling each other’s weaves out in between moments of gagging on boiled horse genitals, and thought to yoursel…

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Resolved Questions: Immunity To Husband’s Semen?

Resolved Questions: Immunity To Husband’s Semen?

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Shad – O’s Gurl. Shad – O’s Gurl writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “this is actually true.”

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Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. Thi…

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Hey Sick Kids, It’s Probo!

Hey Sick Kids, It’s Probo!

  There are a few really subtle things that I love about this video.  First of all, this robot is supposed to cheer up sick kids in the hospital, but the only face it makes is the same face I made when I was eleven and my brother told me …

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A Very Normal, Run-Of-The-Mill Japanese Commercial

A Very Normal, Run-Of-The-Mill Japanese Commercial

  I wish Japan was more interesting.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Dignity Is Boring

Reese Witherspoon’s Dignity Is Boring

According to the UK edition of Glamour magazine, Reese Witherspoon will be keeping her poon to herself in her upcoming movies: Reese Witherspoon won’t pose for sexy photo shoots to promote her films. “If [actresses] take their clothes o…

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