Posts Tagged ‘bra’


May 15th, 2008  |   08:03

solar powered bra

It’s about time boobs started pulling their weight in the fight against “global” warming. According to ananova.com:

It comes with a detachable solar panel which can produce enough energy to power an iPod or mobile phone, reports the Daily Telegraph.

It is also equipped with plastic pouches that can be filled with water, allowing wearers to quench their thirst without having to buy and then throw away drinks bottles.

Triumph International Japan concedes the bra will not become popular in its current form, as outer clothing renders its solar panel ineffective.

“People usually cannot go outside without wearing clothes over it,” said Yoshiko Masuda of Triumph.

OK, so let’s get this straight. They invented a solar-powered bra that can’t be worn where the sun can actually see it. So, basically, they duct-taped a solar panel to a bra and called it an invention. Perhaps they should’ve waited until they actually made something that can work before unveiling their great innovation to the world.

By the way, I just invented a jock strap that can turn standard household garbage into pure ethanol…but you can’t wear it because it’s the size of an industrial refinery. It’s a jock strap, though, I promise.


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April 2nd, 2008  |   01:30

bacon bra

I don’t think you can buy this anywhere, but it’s just nice to know that somewhere, at some point, a woman (who needs to take the ol’ razor to her armpits, by the way) was wearing a bra made only out of bacon. I know bacon has been celebrated for many reasons already. But it’s now time to add “it can also hold up boobs” to the long list of reasons why it is the world’s greatest food. Delicious.

via GorillaMask.net


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