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Ellen’s Oscars Selfie: The 12 Greatest Photoshop Parodies

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Ellen DeGeneres’s star-studded selfie during the 2014 Oscars broadcast literally broke the Internet, and inspired some truly hilarious (and terrifying) photoshops. Here are a dozen of our favorites.

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25 Things I Wanted to See in World War Z

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If you read Max Brook’s novel World War Z you’d be forgiven for not recognizing the movie of the same name since it literally had nothing in common with it. I think there may have been one scene that came from the book and a handful of bits that we…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 30th

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I’m pretty convinced that no one cares but I would like to let you know that I don’t see these movies after I review them either. Sometimes I will, maybe once a month, but then other movies I’ll never watch. Like last week, Silver Linings Playbook…

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“First Rule of Pregnant Club…”

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These Cheerleaders Have A Message For You (TotalProSports)   Who’s Got The Hottest WAGs? (BleacherReport)   Star Wars + Google = Divinity (Manofest)   Pinup Girls of the 21st Century (Coed)   Tina Fey Hotness (Maxim)  …

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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles

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This might be the weirdest post we’ve ever put up.  But sometimes when we’re feeling stressed out, we find it therapeutic to take pictures of celebrities on bicycles, and remove the bicycles.  So, today, we decided to give you …

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Brad Pitt’s Oscar Speech Doodles

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The Oscars are this Sunday, which means that the world’s biggest celebrities are furiously scribbling out speeches they might have to read in front of the entire universe just in case they win. So we thought we’d take a look at what an O…

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A Page From Brad Pitt’s Penis’s Diary

A Page From Brad Pitt’s Penis’s Diary

    Brad and Angelina have been busy building homes, and adopting children.  People often wonder how that has affected Brad’s sex life.  Fortunately for us, we found a page from his penis’s diary.  His penis seem…

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Lego Makes Frightening Celebrity Lego People

Lego Makes Frightening Celebrity Lego People

Lego people are pretty awesome. They’re basically the only toy people that a)allow you to just remove their hair and b) always have their hands cupped in the jerking off position.  The latter provided me with literally hundreds of hours of e…

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have Baby, Will Show

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have Baby, Will Show

I love when people are like “Oh my God, you HAVE to see this picture of my baby,” and then they show me the picture and it’s just their baby, lying there.  This is not okay.  If a friend came up to  you and was like “Oh my G…

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Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids. Wait, No She Didn’t

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When I was in sixth grade, there was a rumor floating around that once when my Dad dropped me off at school, he parked and walked into the kindergarten bathrooms and used one of their tiny tiny toilets to take a shit, and subsequently plugged it up…

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Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

I remember once when I was 6, it was Sunday morning and my mom said to my dad, “I think the county fair is going on, you should take Justin out to see the horses.”  Apparently though, my dad’s interpretation of that was “I t…

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