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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 30th

I’m pretty convinced that no one cares but I would like to let you know that I don’t see these movies after I review them either. Sometimes I will, maybe once a month, but then other movies I’ll never watch. Like last week, Silver Linings Playbook…

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“First Rule of Pregnant Club…”

posted 04/09/2010
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These Cheerleaders Have A Message For You (TotalProSports) Who’s Got The Hottest WAGs? (BleacherReport) Star Wars + Google = Divinity (Manofest) Pinup Girls of the 21st Century (Coed) Tina Fey Hotness (Maxim) …

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Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles

posted 03/23/2009
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This might be the weirdest post we’ve ever put up. But sometimes when we’re feeling stressed out, we find it therapeutic to take pictures of celebrities on bicycles, and remove the bicycles. So, today, we decided to give you …

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Brad Pitt’s Oscar Speech Doodles

posted 02/18/2009
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The Oscars are this Sunday, which means that the world’s biggest celebrities are furiously scribbling out speeches they might have to read in front of the entire universe just in case they win. So we thought we’d take a look at what an O…

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A Page From Brad Pitt’s Penis’s Diary

posted 11/19/2008
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Brad and Angelina have been busy building homes, and adopting children. People often wonder how that has affected Brad’s sex life. Fortunately for us, we found a page from his penis’s diary. His penis seem…

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Lego Makes Frightening Celebrity Lego People

posted 09/18/2008
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Lego people are pretty awesome. They’re basically the only toy people that a)allow you to just remove their hair and b) always have their hands cupped in the jerking off position. The latter provided me with literally hundreds of hours of e…

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have Baby, Will Show

posted 08/03/2008
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I love when people are like “Oh my God, you HAVE to see this picture of my baby,” and then they show me the picture and it’s just their baby, lying there. This is not okay. If a friend came up to you and was like “Oh my G…

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Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids. Wait, No She Didn’t

posted 05/29/2008
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When I was in sixth grade, there was a rumor floating around that once when my Dad dropped me off at school, he parked and walked into the kindergarten bathrooms and used one of their tiny tiny toilets to take a shit, and subsequently plugged it up…

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Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

posted 05/12/2008
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I remember once when I was 6, it was Sunday morning and my mom said to my dad, “I think the county fair is going on, you should take Justin out to see the horses.” Apparently though, my dad’s interpretation of that was “I t…

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Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

posted 05/01/2008
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Time released it’s list of the world’s 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Here’s what George Clooney says about them: “they have tend…

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Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

posted 03/26/2008
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If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 30th

“First Rule of Pregnant Club…”

Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles

Brad Pitt’s Oscar Speech Doodles

A Page From Brad Pitt’s Penis’s Diary

Lego Makes Frightening Celebrity Lego People

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Have Baby, Will Show

Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids. Wait, No She Didn’t

Angelina And Brad Take The Kids Boating

Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

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