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In The Future Computers Will Read Your Mind, Thus Filling Your Screen With Porn

In The Future Computers Will Read Your Mind, Thus Filling Your Screen With Porn

Science is wonderful, isn’t it? Take this story about a recently published scientific study in which “scientists from Washington University demonstrated that humans can control a cursor on a computer screen using words spoken out loud and in their …

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In the War Between Penis Spikes and Big Brains, Penis Spikes Win Every Time

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I have so longed for a tallywhacker that could bludgeon an enemy combatant to death; particularly one with mace-like spikes that would allow me the cathartic pleasure of battering a man with my spiked penis, and then having to use my foot to rip my…

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How The Frat Guy’s Mind Works

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Everyone’s brain works differently. Here’s the journey a thought goes through in a frat guy’s brain. Start at "Am I Talking To Someone With Boobs" and work counter-clockwise.       THE "AM I TALKING T…

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Beer Is Better For Your Brain Than Wine

Beer Is Better For Your Brain Than Wine

Hmm, maybe this is why I turn into a loud-mouthed know-it-all after a 12 pack of Meister Brau. According to independent.co.uk: Drinking too much wine damages the brain more than beer or spirits, scientists have discovered. New research on the long-…

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