All of these girls are really hot, but since none of us currently have a snowball's chance in Hell with any of them, let the unwarranted criticism on the comment section begin!
Motorcycles are extremely badass when they're not exploding or crashing, so it only makes sense for them to also be extremely badass when they are exploding or crashing. (5 is funny, 4 is stupid, 3 is pretty good, 2 is great, 1 is meh.)
Yargh! Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day! If ye scurvy landlovers don't be talkin' like Pirates, then ye'll be walkin' the plank, matees! It doesn't say anything about writing in Pirate-speak, though, so you don't have to worry about that.
I used to think that "Belly Flop" was a technique that involved jumping stomach-first into a pool. Apparently I was wrong, and it's just anyone falling into a body of water. It's still funny though.
The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million. Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own. Unfortunately, we can't call...
If anyone is opposed to us posting a montage of super-hot chicks today, just raise your hand and we won't post it...okay, I don't see anyone's hand up. That could be because this is the internet, but it's most likely because everyone likes hot chicks in montage form.
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