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If Your Ex-Girlfriend Is a Dentist, She Will Pull Out Your Teeth

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Anna Mackowiak, a dentist in Poland, just pulled what has to be one of the most horrifying, yet impressive, acts of post-break up revenge you’ll probably hear of any time soon.

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Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Resolved Questions: Losing Interest in a Girl

Today’s questions comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Lucy. Lucy writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “When I woke up the next morning she turned out to be a loaf of bread. Very disappointing." When we are young, we me…

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Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it’s very confusing, there’s a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get through it.  There are a few key factor…

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A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

Breaking up with your girlfriend can be a difficult and painful experience.  There are a lot of factors to take into consideration.  With that in mind, we decided to create this helpful flowchart so that you can determine the best way to b…

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If She Breaks Up With You, Write Her A Letter

If She Breaks Up With You, Write Her A Letter

There are only a few ways you can get a girl back who’s just broken up with you. First, you can send her flowers. But since that’s a little cliche, it will probably take a little more effort than that. Second, you could do something big…

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10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

10 Pickup Lines That Will Work On Sarah Silverman

Dear Fat Guys Of The World, Now that Sarah Silverman is back on the market after her breakup with famous tubster Jimmy Kimmel, you will finally have your chance to get a piece of that (no, not that sandwich over there.). She’s feeling neglect…

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