Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you're getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn't be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well take one of these babies. ...
Cereal is really expensive, considering what you get for your money. It has to be expensive, though, because making cereal is an expensive process, and the business is ripe with rejected ideas. Breakfast Cereals are like Predator movies: for every one that's successful and awesome, there are a handful of...