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The History of the Waffle Taco

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Not so long ago, somewhere in the dungeons of Taco Bell headquarters, an idea was born. That idea was breakfast. No, it wasn’t a unique idea, but it was still an idea. Breakfast, at Taco Bell. But how?

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The Daily Diet Of A Woman Attempting To Become The Fattest Woman Of All Time

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Susan Eman of Casa Grande, Arizona (a town name that will be very appropriate and kinda funny a few words from now) weighs 720 pounds, and she wants to reach 1,600 pounds so that she may become the new fattest woman of all time. (See?). Susan gave …

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Now That He’s Gone…

Now That He’s Gone…

Rest in peace, Jimmy Dean.  For as long as we can remember, you’ve been the only sausage we’ve ever wanted in our mouth.  Here’s hoping this doesn’t happen next now that you’ve passed on.  

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Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

Hmm, free donuts, huh?  I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen.  Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off.  Have a donut."  I wouldn’t be surprised.  Well, anyway, I might as well tak…

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Failed Kids’ Breakfast Cereal Boxes

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Cereal is really expensive, considering what you get for your money.  It has to be expensive, though, because making cereal is an expensive process, and the business is ripe with rejected ideas. Breakfast Cereals are like Predator movies: for e…

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